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Mark cant ties his shoes , because if he did , it would start world war three with the Mexicans and the canadians using rocks and spears and throwing poop.

----------WHAT IS WRITTEN ABOVE IS ENTIRELY FALSE----------

----------WHAT IS WRITTEN BELOW IS THE TRUTH----------

Well, according to the king of Zimbabwe, if mark could tie his shoes, then America would freeze and wooly mammoths would walk on the moon and Australia would reach an ostrich apocalypse. Also, Australia woul sink into the Bermuda triangle. To this day, Boys named mark are killed at the age of 2.

Well, we never believed him, so, well, um,...

The truth is, no. If mark could tie his shoes, three toed sloths would grow four toes, not three. Also, Jesus would be angry, because his fathers nome was mark, and mark always used to beat Jesus, so no-one named mark is in heaven.(Yes this means that Jesus does no idea if mark can tie his shoes.) Do not trust anyone to see if mark can tie his shoes, because the world is full of liars named mark who are liars that lie all the time because they are liars

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