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Everything your teacher says is proved to be a fable
There never was an Authur, nor the knights, nor a round table
The Lady of The Lake was just a made up story too
I hate to disappoint you all but it's not true
It's not true!
Teacher though you jibber
You're just a great big fibber
There was no Excalibur
Galahad?
No such lad
Lancelot?
Lance-uh-not
Guinevere?
Dear-oh-dear
But look at me
I'm real enough
Not true Merlin- disappear
There were no wizards- so it's clear
That it's not true
While were on the subject
I'm afraid I must confess
Though Dick Turpin has a highway man
He never owned Black Bess
And Tutankhamen's tomb
Was never hit by any curse
There never was a dragon slain by George
It gets worse!
Pirates never made there victims walk the plank on ships,
Sir Walter Raleigh wasn't first to bring back spuds or chips.
Robin Hood and Marion
A made up story too
Outlaws out in Nottingham?
It's not true!
It's not true!
Teach you're such a liar
Your pants are catching fire
There never was a Friar Tuck
Viking's Hat?
No horn on that
King Alfred's cake?
Big mistake
It never fried?
The old books lied
Frankly I deplore ya
I hope these kids ignore ya
Coz infact, Queen Victoria never said
We are not amused!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha , ha , ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha
It's not true, it's not true, it's not true, it's not true, it's not true, it's not true
It's not true!
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What are the Lyrics to Henry eighth song from horrible histories?
if you mean the divorced beheaded and died song, on www.horriblehistories.com on the song divorced beheaded and died it has the lyrics on the screen during the vid
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When was Horrible Histories with Stephen Fry created?
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When did Horrible Histories with Stephen Fry end?
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