How long the earth will last?

Answer 1

It is estimated by NASA Scientists that the current rate in which biddly bong pills are being distrubuted will make the earths crust disperse and expand in a rate in which moiras fast food establishment will no longer be able to serve dreams and tom and jerry ice creams. This will cause massive reprocussions and cataclysmic events leading to the only alternative... Electing BRAIN BADONDE as leader of the Galactic Defender Squadrent to keep us safe from invading Chinese people and Galactic Jews. We will also need to elect Justin Bieber president so someone can assassinate him. Then we will use his head as a nucleer bomb.

Answer 2

It is estimated by NASA Scientists that the current rate in which biddly bong pills are being distrubuted will make the earths crust disperse and expand in a rate in which moiras fast food establishment will no longer be able to serve dreams and tom and jerry ice creams. This will cause massive reprocussions and cataclysmic events leading to the only alternative... Electing BRAIN BADONDE as leader of the Galactic Defender Squadrent to keep us safe from invading Chinese people and Galactic Jews. We will also need to elect Justin Bieber president so someone can assassinate him. Then we will use his head as a nucleer bomb.