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A Man walks into bar desperate for a drink of water?
Here is the full story...?A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water.The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him.The man says, thank you and leaves.Why?Answer:The man had the hiccups, so he wanted a glass of water to cure them. The bartender pulled out a gun to scare him, therefore curing his hiccups!
What is a funny joke about a penguin?
Dark humor, but definitely not risque: A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey." The bartender gives him one, and he drinks it. He asks the bartender, "Bartender, how tall is a penguin?" The bartender says, "Oh, about three feet tall." The man says, "Give me another shot." The bartender pours him another shot and he drinks it. Then he asks the bartender AGAIN, "Bartender, how tall is a penguin." The bartender repeats his earlier answer, "Oh, about three feet tall." So the man says, "Gimme another shot." The bartender gives him the whiskey and he drinks it. Then he asks the bartender for a THIRD time, "Bartender, how tall did you say penguins were?" The bartender replies, "I just told you. About three feet tall." The man grimaces, and covers his face, crying out "Oh, no! I must have run over a nun!"
Some decent jokes?
A blonde and a brunette are sitting in a bar and a news flash comes on the TV, A man is standing on the edge of a cliff and is threathening to jump! The brunette says to the blonde: I bet you £50 that the guy will jump, The blonde accepts and they continue to watch the news flash together, It turns out the guy jumps and as the blonde hands over the money the brunette says i cant accept this, i watched that flash earlier and knew he was going to jump. The blonde says: So did I but i didnt think he would do it again! a guy walks into a bar and walks up to the bartenderhe says: do you have any grapes?the bartender says: no.he leaves and the next day he comes back againhe says: do you have any grapes?the bartender says nohe leaves and comes back the next dayhe says do you have any grapesthe bartender says nohe leaves and comes back the next daythe bartender tells him that if he asks if he has any grapes one more time, he will nail the guys head to the wallthe guy asks: "Do you have any nails?""No""Do you have any grapes?"
A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water?
He has hiccups.
A man walked into a bar and asked for a drink. The man behind the bar pulled out a gun and shot the man. Why should that be so?
A good bartender is supposed to know what kind of drink the customer wants. He evidently saw that his customer had the hiccups. Even though there are many drinks that cure the hiccups (such as soda and angostura bitters), the best cure to hiccups is to be suddenly and randomly scared.AnswerThe man was a robber. the bartender pointed the gun at him so he would look like he was caught red-handed but the police cme
A Man walks into bar desperate for a drink of water?
Here is the full story...?A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water.The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him.The man says, thank you and leaves.Why?Answer:The man had the hiccups, so he wanted a glass of water to cure them. The bartender pulled out a gun to scare him, therefore curing his hiccups!
What are some good unfunny jokes?
A man walks into a bar: ouch! :) Three blondes walk into a bar: you think one of them would have seen it!! A horse walks into a bar, the bartender escorts the horse out the back and shoots it. A man walks into a bar, he's an alchol and destroying his family. A black man walks into KFC and says "Can I have 1 coke, 1 portion of med-sized fries and a salad" he pays and walks out.
Who speaks the first line in Goldfinger?
A man who is at the bar waiting for James Bond. When James Bond walks over to him the man at the bar says "Congratulations.".
What light beer commercial is it where a guy walks up to the bar and asks for any light beer and the female bartender gives him a beer and says something about him wearing a skirt or carrying a purse?
Miller lite "Man Up" commercial
A man walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of water The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man The man says 'Thank you' and walks out This puzzle claims to be the best of the?
He had hiccups
When was A Man Walks into a Bar... - NCIS - created?
A Man Walks into a Bar... - NCIS - was created on 2011-02-08.
What is a funny joke about a penguin?
Dark humor, but definitely not risque: A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey." The bartender gives him one, and he drinks it. He asks the bartender, "Bartender, how tall is a penguin?" The bartender says, "Oh, about three feet tall." The man says, "Give me another shot." The bartender pours him another shot and he drinks it. Then he asks the bartender AGAIN, "Bartender, how tall is a penguin." The bartender repeats his earlier answer, "Oh, about three feet tall." So the man says, "Gimme another shot." The bartender gives him the whiskey and he drinks it. Then he asks the bartender for a THIRD time, "Bartender, how tall did you say penguins were?" The bartender replies, "I just told you. About three feet tall." The man grimaces, and covers his face, crying out "Oh, no! I must have run over a nun!"
What are the release dates for Bar Karma - 2010 Man Walks Out of a Bar - 1.12?
Bar Karma - 2010 Man Walks Out of a Bar - 1.12 was released on: USA: 29 April 2011
What actors and actresses appeared in A Man Walks Into a Bar - 2013?
The cast of A Man Walks Into a Bar - 2013 includes: Sophie Lowe as Woman Rhys Wakefield as Man
What are the release dates for Bar Karma - 2010 Man Walks Out of a Bar 1-12?
Bar Karma - 2010 Man Walks Out of a Bar 1-12 was released on: USA: 29 April 2011
Some decent jokes?
A blonde and a brunette are sitting in a bar and a news flash comes on the TV, A man is standing on the edge of a cliff and is threathening to jump! The brunette says to the blonde: I bet you £50 that the guy will jump, The blonde accepts and they continue to watch the news flash together, It turns out the guy jumps and as the blonde hands over the money the brunette says i cant accept this, i watched that flash earlier and knew he was going to jump. The blonde says: So did I but i didnt think he would do it again! a guy walks into a bar and walks up to the bartenderhe says: do you have any grapes?the bartender says: no.he leaves and the next day he comes back againhe says: do you have any grapes?the bartender says nohe leaves and comes back the next dayhe says do you have any grapesthe bartender says nohe leaves and comes back the next daythe bartender tells him that if he asks if he has any grapes one more time, he will nail the guys head to the wallthe guy asks: "Do you have any nails?""No""Do you have any grapes?"
What actors and actresses appeared in A Monkey Walks Into a Bar and... - 2012?
The cast of A Monkey Walks Into a Bar and... - 2012 includes: Cecilia Albertini as Lion Girl Mark Bellusci as Cow Man Dino Hanes as Dog Boy Lauren Nicole Paige as Turkey Girl Polina Raisanen as Penguin Bartender Nils Riess as Professor
