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OPTION 1: Three. One to screw it in and two to keep shouting OBJECTION!
OPTION 2: 65. 42 to sue the power company for insufficiently supplying power, or negligent failure to prevent the surge that made the bulb burn out in the first place, 14 to sue the electrician who wired the house, and 9 to sue the bulb manufacturers.
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How many fish does it take to change a light bulb?
try it.It takes 17 fish to screw in an energy saving lightbulb.
How many jacobs does it take to change a light bulb?
1000 1 to screw in the lightbulb 999 make sure he doesn't get shocked.
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
300: 1 to hold the lightbulb, 299 to turn the house! One to screw it in and ninety-nine to run around and bark at it.
How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb?
none. fish dont have fingers!
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Ten - One to get the ladder, one to get the lightbulb, one to set the ladder in its position, one to get the lightbulb from the 2nd guy, one to screw it in, and five to figure out why he didn't get electrocuted. (Yeah, there were a lot of cords attached to the thing that holds the lightbulb to the ceiling.) 2. NONE! It's so easy the dog can do it! 3. One. But he needs a woman to point out that the bulb needs replacing. 4. None because they wouldn't do it.
How many mexicans does take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just Juan.
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
13, 1 to screw in the lightbulb,12 to watch.
How many Yankee fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
more than needed????
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side! ;D
How many dwarves does it take to change a light bulb?
5, one to screw it in and four to make a tower for the one with the lightbulb.
How many fish does it take to change a light bulb?
try it.It takes 17 fish to screw in an energy saving lightbulb.
How many jacobs does it take to change a light bulb?
1000 1 to screw in the lightbulb 999 make sure he doesn't get shocked.
How many roaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
nobody knows, because when the lights turn on, they scatter
How do replace a tail light bulb in a Suzuki vitara?
take the cover off unscre lightbulb to the left. put lightbulb in garbage. screw new lightbulb into the space where the old one was. spin to the right. replace cover. or just call the guy.
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
300: 1 to hold the lightbulb, 299 to turn the house! One to screw it in and ninety-nine to run around and bark at it.
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than one apparently!
How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb?
none. fish dont have fingers!
