What are the best Elephant Jokes?

Answer 1

Who knows what the best Elephant Joke is, but here are a few from around the internet and from Joke Books you may want to look at.

One Liners-How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?

-Your nose is touching the ceiling.

-How do you know if there's an elephant in your bed?

-You wake up squashed against the wall.

-How do you know if there's an elephant in your bed?

-By the "E" on his Pyjamas.

-How do you know if an elephant's been in your bed?

-There's a pile of rubble where your bed should be.

-What do you get if you cross an Elephant with a Kangaroo?

-Great big holes all over Australia.

-What did Tarzan say when he saw 500 elephants coming over the hill?

-"Look, there's 500 elephants coming over the hill."

-What did Tarzan say when he saw 500 elephants with sunglasses coming over the hill?

-Nothing, he didn't recognise them.

-Why didn't the elephant cross the road?

-He didn't want to be mistaken for a chicken.

-How do you get down from an Elephant?

-You don't, you get down from a Horse.

-How do you get down from an Elephant?

-If it lumbers over to Paris, just jump onto the Eiffel Tower.

-What's harder than getting an Elephant in the back seat of your car?

-Getting a pregnant Elephant in the back seat of your car.

-What's harder than getting a pregnant Elephant in the back seat of your car?

-Getting an Elephant pregnant in the back seat of your car.

Other JokesKnock Knock

Man: Hey, you smashed my door!

Elephant: Sorry.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Elephant.

Elephant Who?

Elephant.

Don't you have a surname?

Nope.

Do you wanna get one?

Nada.

Why not?

Can't be bothered.

Fine.

Fine.

I'm gonna fix the door now.

You do that.

Indeed, I will.

Fine.

Fine.

An elephant was walking along a river, when he saw a turtle standing there. With all the force he could muster, he kicked it, and it shot into the mountains. A passing zebra remarked:

"Why did you do that?"

"I recognise that as the same turtle that bit me on my leg 44 years ago," said the Elephant.

"Wow, what an amazing memory!"

"Yes, turtle recall."

An elephant was walking into the city, causing alot of disturbance from the people living there, but it did not care. It lumbered through a big park, knocking down a tree and crushing a see-saw, nearly killing two small children, before it ran out on to the road, where it felt something squishy under his foot. He lifted it up to look at it, and the dying chicken croaked "Hey ... this is my road ..."