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What are the best Elephant Jokes?
Who knows what the best Elephant Joke is, but here are a few from around the internet and from Joke Books you may want to look at.One Liners-How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed? -Your nose is touching the ceiling.-How do you know if there's an elephant in your bed?-You wake up squashed against the wall.-How do you know if there's an elephant in your bed?-By the "E" on his Pyjamas.-How do you know if an elephant's been in your bed?-There's a pile of rubble where your bed should be.-What do you get if you cross an Elephant with a Kangaroo?-Great big holes all over Australia.-What did Tarzan say when he saw 500 elephants coming over the hill?-"Look, there's 500 elephants coming over the hill."-What did Tarzan say when he saw 500 elephants with sunglasses coming over the hill?-Nothing, he didn't recognise them.-Why didn't the elephant cross the road?-He didn't want to be mistaken for a chicken.-How do you get down from an Elephant?-You don't, you get down from a Horse.-How do you get down from an Elephant?-If it lumbers over to Paris, just jump onto the Eiffel Tower.-What's harder than getting an Elephant in the back seat of your car?-Getting a pregnant Elephant in the back seat of your car.-What's harder than getting a pregnant Elephant in the back seat of your car?-Getting an Elephant pregnant in the back seat of your car.Other JokesKnock Knock Man: Hey, you smashed my door!Elephant: Sorry.Knock KnockWho's there?Elephant.Elephant Who?Elephant.Don't you have a surname?Nope.Do you wanna get one?Nada.Why not?Can't be bothered.Fine.Fine.I'm gonna fix the door now.You do that.Indeed, I will.Fine.Fine.An elephant was walking along a river, when he saw a turtle standing there. With all the force he could muster, he kicked it, and it shot into the mountains. A passing zebra remarked:"Why did you do that?""I recognise that as the same turtle that bit me on my leg 44 years ago," said the Elephant."Wow, what an amazing memory!""Yes, turtle recall."An elephant was walking into the city, causing alot of disturbance from the people living there, but it did not care. It lumbered through a big park, knocking down a tree and crushing a see-saw, nearly killing two small children, before it ran out on to the road, where it felt something squishy under his foot. He lifted it up to look at it, and the dying chicken croaked "Hey ... this is my road ..."
You have four legs like an elephant you have a trunk like an elephant you look like an elephant but you aren't an elephant who are you?
You are a car!
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Why do you need to iron an elephant? Because elephants are wrinkled.
Why did the elephant need a credit card?
Because he was a "charging elephant."
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Great big gaping holes all over Australia.
Did an elephant ever cross the golden gate bridge?
yes well maybe you will have to do some real research to find that out
What is a cross-bridge?
a bridge that is shaped like a cross
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fly?
A flying elephant ! Huttlogs
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a frog?
A bouncing elephant. or a frog with a trunk. or an elephant that croaks.
Where can you find a script for the movie Taken?
If you want to cross the bridge you have to pay the troll toll.
When was Which Bridge to Cross - Which Bridge to Burn - created?
Which Bridge to Cross - Which Bridge to Burn - was created on 1995-01-30.
How much does it cost to go across the bridge?
Toll or what I don’t now the best teachet
When was Cross Over the Bridge created?
Cross Over the Bridge was created in 1945.
How do you cross village bridge?
do you really want to know how to cross village bridge you walk do you know how to walk you use the d-pad or you don't know what that is its the + on the left of the ds,dsi,3ds,dsixl,ds light.
We'll cross that bridge when we get there?
"I will cross that bridge when I come to it" means that you don't want to commit yourself as long as you are not obliged to / you don't want to take the decision unless the moment comes
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bin?
an elephantbin
What bridge do you cross to get out of Indiana?
Ohio bridge
