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You so fat jokes?
before Wu read this i want to warn u all of these are lame1.your so ugly you looked in a mirror and it broke2.your so ugly you looked out a window and another guy put his butt 2 the window, some1 drove by and said,"LOOK TWINS!!!!!!!"3.your so ugly you entered an ugly contest,they wouldn't let you in cuz they said you were a professional!!4.your so ugly when my baby looked @ you she screamed 2 death!5.your so ugly u found a house of mirrors, but u couldn't go in it cuz they said u'd kill urself!!!1. your so ugly your mirror has a phobia of you.2. your so ugly that you make frankenstine look like a glamor model!3. your so ugly that a shopkeeper would not let you in his shop because you were a health and safety issue.LOL!1.ur so ugly the devil is jeloused of you2. your so ugly your mum rejected you when you were born3. your so ugly when the doctor looked at you he slapped your mum4. Your so ugly you went to the zoo and the manager of the zoo yelled 'Lauren you left some animal dirt behind'ENJOY!
Spanish word for ugly?
feo = ugly (male) fea = ugly (female)
What was the first yo momma joke?
"Your mamma's so ugly, she made an onion cry!"
Does anyone have any good you mama jokes?
yea i got a pretty good one yo mama so ugly when she entered a ugly contest the judges said sorry no professionals
What is a really good yo mama joke?
Yo mama so stupid that she married your dad. Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check, at the ..............dollar store. Yo mama so fat she downloaded cheats for ....................... wii fit. Yo mama so fat when she went to the school, wearing a yellow trench coat the kids said,"Look it's the school bus" Yo mama so fat when she went swimming is the ocean, a whale came up to her and started to sing," We are family, even thought you're fatter than me!" Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly contest, the judge said,"Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly, she looks like you Yo mama so old, she got drunk when she took a sip of whine cooler. Yo mama so poor, when her friends bring wine over, she charges a corkage fee.
Why are kids so mean to the fatter kids?
Cause the kids think the fatter kids are ugly, so they make fun of the fatter kids.
What is cruel joke?
Your mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry
How can someone be ugly?
Because they are your kids.
Did Arthur Phillip have kids and a wife?
he had an ugly wife and pretty kids
Why is mrsbiber so mean?
beacause she looks in the mirror every morning and she mad because she so ugly so she take it out on the cute kids like me
Did Anne of Cleaves have any kids with Henry?
No she didn't. She was considered too ugly, so Henry VIII had her beheaded.
Do Whitney young have any kids?
NO Ugly
Why are kids head big?
cuz they ugly
Did captain Arthur phillip have a wife and kids?
he had an ugly wife and pretty kids
Why is Newfoundland so cool?
Celton and destiny ugly kids in 10 years she will not be able to work they will be living in a hole in the ground
What is diary of a kid the ugly truth about?
the ugly truth of his life =D and life in general (making kids)
What ash and dawn's kids look like?
ugly
