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You so fat jokes

Updated: 8/31/2023
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∙ 14y ago

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before Wu read this i want to warn u all of these are lame

1.your so ugly you looked in a mirror and it broke

2.your so ugly you looked out a window and another guy put his butt 2 the window, some1 drove by and said,"LOOK TWINS!!!!!!!"

3.your so ugly you entered an ugly contest,they wouldn't let you in cuz they said you were a professional!!

4.your so ugly when my baby looked @ you she screamed 2 death!

5.your so ugly u found a house of mirrors, but u couldn't go in it cuz they said u'd kill urself!!!

1. your so ugly your mirror has a phobia of you.

2. your so ugly that you make frankenstine look like a glamor model!

3. your so ugly that a shopkeeper would not let you in his shop because you were a health and safety issue.

LOL!

1.ur so ugly the devil is jeloused of you

2. your so ugly your mum rejected you when you were born

3. your so ugly when the doctor looked at you he slapped your mum

4. Your so ugly you went to the zoo and the manager of the zoo yelled 'Lauren you left some animal dirt behind'

ENJOY!

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∙ 12y ago
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1. your mamas so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on the bathroom scale

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Bilal Sakuri

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∙ 3y ago

you so fat

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awsom ty ?
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awsome, ty
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Lorine Boyle

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awsum thxx! ?

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What is the best fat joke?

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What if your mommy is so fat jokes?

You mama so fat when she sat on a quarter one of george washingtons buger's squirted out! yo mama so fat when she got on the scale it said to be continued!


Anyone know any funny jokes?

There are many great jokes on the internet, on yahoo, jokes post.com, and many other websites that are on the internet. And in addition here is a great yo mamma joke: Yo mamma so fat that whenever she had a mission to go to outer space, they gave her a new nickname, Jupiter. Knock knock! Who's there? Boo Boo who? aww you don't have to cry!


Any good insults comebacks and yo mama jokes?

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls a$$ she has to make two trips. Yo mama's so dirty, she could take a bath in the ocean and leave a ring around the world. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks manual labor is a Mexican. Yo mama's so fat that when you hit her leg you can ride the waves.


Where do you find auction jokes?

Why would you want auction jokes? They always talk so fast, no one would understand it, anyway.

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What are some good your so fat that jokes?

You'r so fat you fell in love and broke it!


What is the best fat joke?

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What is the worst kind of joke?

Your mamma so fat jokes. i hate those jokes their alfull and they make no sence.


Any good fat jokes?

That man is so fat, he makes footprints in concrete you are so fat you got baptized at sea world that man is so fat, on his scales it said 'to be continued' that woman is so fat, she bleeds strawberry sauce that man is so fat, people jog round him for exercise that woman s so fat , her belly button makes an echo that man is so fat, his cereal come with a lifeguard. i hope there are enough jokes here!


What are your mama's so fat jokes?

They are a way to insult others. For example: Your mama's so fat that when she jumped in the air, she got stuck!


Good yo moma so fat jokes?

yo moma is so fat that she has to deep fry your dad's penis before she can suck it


What if your mommy is so fat jokes?

You mama so fat when she sat on a quarter one of george washingtons buger's squirted out! yo mama so fat when she got on the scale it said to be continued!


Good comedy jokes?

your mamas so fat king kong yelled" GODZILLA!"


Examples of yo mama so fat jokes?

Yo moma so fat that she counts as a multikill on COD. Your mama so fat when she go swimming at the beach people discover a new island!


Are there any good jokes about pi?

Jokes yes, good jokes no!. you are stupid and need a life. you are asking if there are good jokes about pi? wtf Your momma is so fat, when i said what's pi? she said wheres the pie? haha -_-


Where can you find a website that has the best yo mama jokes?

Some sites are listed below the answer, and they have jokes such as: Yo mama's so fat, that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.


He was so fat the whales sang you are family?

Umm, the best I can do is say that I never really got those "___ so fat" jokes; I think they're stupid. I don't get this one either.