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Can you please give me a school appropriate short easy to tell blonde joke?
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She was So Blonde That She......
1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a
lake with a slope.
3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit
into the typewriter.
4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6
months and the box said "2 to 4 years".
5. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power
went out.
6. Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone
button.
7. When asked what the capital of California was, she
answered "C."
8. A blonde and a brunette were walking. The brunette said "how sad, a dead bird." The blonde looked up and said "where?"
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