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Why are blonde jokes so short?

Blonde jokes are short because if you were to have a joke that goes on and on the person whom you are telling the joke to will lose interesteds in what you are telling him/her.


Can you please give me a school appropriate short easy to tell blonde joke?

Here you are...She was So Blonde That She......1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find alake with a slope.3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fitinto the typewriter.4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6months and the box said "2 to 4 years".5. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the powerwent out.6. Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phonebutton.7. When asked what the capital of California was, sheanswered "C."8. A blonde and a brunette were walking. The brunette said "how sad, a dead bird." The blonde looked up and said "where?"


What is transience?

Through the passing of time, it or whatever it is was short lived. EX: Parkdale Plaza in CC, TX will be bulldozed and the reason was "transience". It was vacant since 1988 and it happened to have caught fire a year ago. The reason to bulldoze the area down is "transience". That since the area was short-lived in commercial existence, it was through natural causes eventually and inevitably removed because it's time was short lived (fizzled itself out).


What is Long-short-short in poetic meter?

Dactylic


What has the author Morris Edmund Speare written?

Morris Edmund Speare has written: 'The pocket book of short stories' -- subject(s): Accessible book, Lending library, Short stories 'A pocket book of short stories' -- subject(s): Short stories 'The pocket book of short stories' -- subject(s): American Short stories, English Short stories