Know any tree jokes

Answer 1

what did the tree say while it was washing wish a washa wish a washa

Answer 2

Q: What did the tree wear to the pool party?

A: Swimming trunks!

Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?

A: It's been nice gnawing you!

Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?

A: It was feeling green!

Q: What is a tree's least favorite month?

A: Sep-timber!

Q: What kind of tree can fit into your hand?

A: A palm tree!

Q: How do trees get on the internet?

A: They log in.

Q: How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree?

A: By its bark!

Q: What did the little tree say to the big tree?

A: Leaf me alone!

Q: Did you hear the one about the oak tree?

A: It's a corn-y one!

Q: Why did the pine tree get into trouble?

A: Because it was being knotty

Q: What did the tree do when the bank closed?

A: It started a new branch

Answer 3

Here is one great tree joke: "Q: What did the beaver say to the tree? A: It's been nice gnawing you!"

Answer 4

what did the tree do when the bank shut

awser's

.r it started it's own branch