Q: What did the tree wear to the pool party?
A: Swimming trunks!
Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: It's been nice gnawing you!
Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling green!
Q: What is a tree's least favorite month?
A: Sep-timber!
Q: What kind of tree can fit into your hand?
A: A palm tree!
Q: How do trees get on the internet?
A: They log in.
Q: How can you tell that a tree is a dogwood tree?
A: By its bark!
Q: What did the little tree say to the big tree?
A: Leaf me alone!
Q: Did you hear the one about the oak tree?
A: It's a corn-y one!
Q: Why did the pine tree get into trouble?
A: Because it was being knotty
Q: What did the tree do when the bank closed?
A: It started a new branch
Eggs don't have jokes; they have yolks.
You can find a number of jokes on frogs at joek.com.
You can find brilliant jokes on mops at mmo-champion.com.
Q: What do penguins eat for lunch? A: Ice-burgers! is an example of penguin jokes.
You can get rhyming jokes about trees at enchantedlearning.com.
KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? LEAF! Leaf who? LEAF ME ALONE!
No. I do not know pond jokes but you can find a lot of them at Jokes and Riddles for Kids at EnchantedLearning.com.
Eggs don't have jokes; they have yolks.
You can find a number of jokes on frogs at joek.com.
Why did the tree cross the road? -Because it had to leave!
Jokes that go as 'why did the man put' include Polack's Polish jokes.
You can find brilliant jokes on mops at mmo-champion.com.
No.
Yes. I do know jokes from a book such as What is a flea's favourite book? A. The Itch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy.
Q: What do penguins eat for lunch? A: Ice-burgers! is an example of penguin jokes.
You can get plenty of bed jokes online at funny-jokes.com or best-funny-jokes.com.
One of Knock knock beehive jokes is that which talks about Cockadoodle..and the chicken.