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1."if a red pen writes red and a blue pen writes blue how can a black pen write red and blue?" Answer: It writes the words red and blue!

2.if a red pen colors in red and a blue pen colors in blue what color does a black pen color in ?" Answer: Black

3.What absorb water but has holes? answer: sponge

4. How can a man ride into town on Friday, stay three days, and leave on Friday? answer: he was riding a horse named Friday.

5. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what the earth's tallest mountain? answer: Mt. Everest, it just wasn't discovered

6. Imagine you're on a sinking boat, surrounded my sharks, how do you survive? answer: stop imagining

7. Is it legal for a man to marry his widowed wife's sister in the state of California? answer: no, he's dead

8.what do the poor have, the rich need, that's more powerful than God, yet more evil than the devil, that the blind can see, and the deaf can hear? answer: nothing

9.Well, a mute man walks into a store and pretends to brush his teeth to show the clerk he wants a toothbrush, so the clerk understands, and gets him one. The next day a blind man walks in, who wants sunglasses, how does he show the clerk he wants sunglasses? answer: he says, "I'd like some sunglasses", he's blind, not mute.

10. What two things can never be eaten for breakfast? answer: lunch and dinner

11. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25? answer: as many times as you want to, can do 25-5= 25-5= 25-5= all day!

12. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? answer: the egg, dinosaurs were laying eggs long before chickens came along

13. What's green and has wheels? answer: grass, i was just kidding about the wheels part.

14. there's one in every minute, two in every moment, but none in a thousand years, what is it? answer: the letter "m"

15. The word is "computer" what is the first letter in it? answer: i

16. Can you get this question wrong? answer: yes

17. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? answer: pregnant

18. How many letters are in the alphabet? answer:11

19. There's a pickle tree in the middle of the road, does is belong to the man on the right or left? answer: neither, pickles don't grow on trees.

20. How do you get an elephant in the fridge? answer: open the door, stuff him in, shut the door.

21. How do you get a giraffe in the fridge? answer: open the door, take the elephant out, stuff the giraffe in, shut the door.

22. There is a lion king meeting for all of the animals, which one doesn't come? answer: the giraffe he's in the fridge.

23. You're approaching a river where lots of hungry man eating alligators live, you can't go around it, how do you get past it? answer: swim straight through, the alligators are at The Lion King meeting.

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