Q: What is the quickest way to get food to Uranus?
A: Eat it, and it might get there in 6 hours.
Q: How is the Star Trek Enterprise like toilet paper?
A: They both circle Uranus and look for Klingons.
Q: What did the teacher tell the students messing with the planetary models during their trip to the Nature Science Museum?
A: Quit touching Uranus!
Alleged Quotes from space officials:
"It is only recently with advents in modern science and deep space penetrating instruments, that we have been able to fully immerse ourselves in the wonders of Uranus."
"Uranus is under constant assault from unidentified objects."
"Uranus is often seen as a cold and desolate place, but in fact it is extremely volatile and alive."
"The noxious gases of Uranus could kill a man."
"Due to the poisonous gases that exist, Man cannot survive anywhere near Uranus."
"Due to all of the sick and twisted jokes about Uranus, we've changed the planet's name to Urectum."
Headlines:
Scientists have discovered a ring of debris around Uranus!
Police Locate Methane Lab on Uranus
NASA Sends Probe to Uranus
** a couple looks up at the stars**
"I can see Uranus looks good tonight" (:
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