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- A tourist visiting New York saw a restaurant which claimed it could supply any dish ordered, so he asked the waiter for kangaroo on toast. After a while the waiter came back and said "I'm sorry, sir we've run out of bread..."
- Why do mother kangaroos hate wet weather? Their kids have to play inside.
- What's the difference between an elephant and a kangaroo? The elephant has a better memory ...
- What do you get if you cross and elephant with a kangaroo? Great big holes all over Australia!
- Q. What book do kangaroos consult to find out about other kangaroos?
A. Roos Who.
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