Funvac or Touchfuzzy
What do you call an apple tree, orange tree, pear tree, and banana tree that allows a kid to take as much as he wants? Four Giving Trees. A bad joke, though. xD
A dirty double crosser.
Some people want to be known as being funny - that's why you're telling a joke in the first place. However they might also be a sufferer of asperger's syndrome, people like that often have trouble with abstract concepts and take things very literally instead.
A good guitar joke is, What is the difference between a ukulele and a banjo, it only takes you half as long to burn a ukulele. Another joke is how many bluegrass pickers does it take to change a light bulb, none, they won't touch anything electric.
How many men does it take to mop the floor? No one knows; they've never done it.
You should take it as a joke, unless you don't have a sense of humour!
because she is misserable :D and cant take a joke
Humourless
What kind of a question do you call that? That could not be answered by anyone, unless you call it a joke or something.
It basically means 'silly idiot'. However, it can be interpreted different by different people. I would think that it would be a mildly insulting joke, but that too can be interpreted different by different people. For example, if you called a sensitive person a 'silly bastard' they might be offended and take it personally, while a non-sensitive person would probably laugh and joke back.
stinkerbell
Call the RSPCA
you may be able to call this person a blackmail victim.
What do you call an apple tree, orange tree, pear tree, and banana tree that allows a kid to take as much as he wants? Four Giving Trees. A bad joke, though. xD
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you cant help someone unless they want to be helped. if they do what you need to do is get them out of the situation, call the ploce,take pics. of the bruises and scars and go to court and prove that abuser guilty.