Look her in the eye and say
'and you will never have a husband . . . . . . . . . well not your own husband anyway
or
'and you will have several husbands . . . . .but never marrry'
the trick is to make it take a few seconds for them to understand what you say.
Don't Hurt Yourself.
Change the subject! ... Say that they love somebody! ... Slap them! ... Preatend to cry! :D From Aunt Sidney! x Just say what do you care and just walk away or say yeah sure i am
When there is an upcoming dance
That song is really good!
Goodness isn't easy Occasionally it's tough Often we fall prey to "Doing just enough" Never underestimate Each act of good you do Someone just might need your help Sometimes they'll help you
"I know you are, but what am I?"
This does not need a comeback. This is technically a compliment from someone, so stop taking everything so literally.
Say "that person must be very pretty then"
my pleasure(if you like them or something)
a good comeback to that is you wish.
A good comeback could be: So ? Or : And your point is ?...
Yo' mama! Is a good comeback
That was a pretty good one, for anidiot (or half-ass)
Okay then, See ya next new year friend!
* Make a good comeback. * Turn the other cheek.
You either be truthful about this to your boyfriend (lying is never good), or don't bother with this person at all. You never want to cause drama towards a relationship because it could cause harm emotionally if anything.
tell them to go kick rocks haha lol (: