I think a silver Jaguar.
It MIGHT have been Chuck Norris. But records do not indicate a Dallas Cowboys coach currently IN ORBIT.
Here are some. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris built the house he was born in. Chuck Norris can win Connect 4 in three moves. Chuck Norris counted to infinity; twice. When Chuck Norris steps in a puddle he doesn't get wet, the puddle gets Chuck Norris'ed. Time waits for no man; except if that man is Chuck Norris. When the Boogieman goes to bed, he checks his wardrobe for Chuck Norris. Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.
Actually it's "Noise".
Dane Cook is funny because what he says you can just totally see happening, and sometimes you know you've thought it or done it. For instance, he talked about monoploy and he said "Everybody had it. Nobody liked it. Even if you think you liked the game, you didn't. And it's simple why. This is anybody two and a half hours into a game of monopoly; *pluhh* F*** this game! It's four in the morning, Grandma, YOU WIN!". And everyone feels like that when they play monopoly. Now you could read that and say "That's not funny." But if you hear him say it... it is so funny. One thing I always thought was really funny about him was that (unlike many comedians) he'll criticize his own material. For example, in Vicious Circle, he pantomimes driving a car. After a minute, he says: "I know this is like the worst pantomime ever. I'm like all over the road." That always makes me laugh.
chuck Norris doesn't have a car. He IS a car.
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I think a silver Jaguar.
The question is incorrect and cannot be answered. There is not a singer called Dane Cook in the band The Sea and Cake who originally sang "Car alarm".
he was in a car crash
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One can watch a video of the Dane Cook song Car Accident from the website Youtube. Youtube hosts the largest collection on online videos in the world, including this video.
orson killed chuck. The reason is not known but he ran chuck over with a car and kept going. This wasnt an "accident."
Chuck Norris took it.
because he could not understand the depth of the reliogon of chuck Norris. So therefore he was hipnotized into driving the car off the cliff. CHUCK DOES NOT LIKE PEOPLE WHO DONT BELIEVE IN HIM!!!!!!! First rule about chuck Norris don't talk bad about chuck Norris.
chuck yeager
not unless its chuck norris's guitar