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One night a guy with his girlfriend comes back to his house. They creep in the front door and close it.. He leans to her ear and says, We'll have to be quiet because I live with my little brother and he is asleep.. So they creep into the bedroom and he shows her one slight inconvenience... That he and his little brother both sleep on a bunk bed and that he sleeps on the top bunk.
So the guy and his girlfriend climb up onto the top bunk as quietly and as slowly as possible so they don't wake the little boy up.
After some time the girl and the lad start to become a little adventurous and things start heating up.
He leans over and whispers to her.. "Say tomato if you want to me to do it harder and lettuce if you want me to do it faster."
So after a period of time the girl starts to moan.
"Lettuce... Tomato... Lettuce... Lettuce... Tomato! Lettuce! Tomato! LETTUCE LETTUCE! TOMATO! LETTUCE TOMATO!"
The little boy shouts up to the top bunk. "Will you two stop making Sandwiches up there!? You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!"
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