I'd mountain climb
I'd rap in rhyme.
I'd bronco ride
And paraglide
Over playground slides
And have some spills and thrills.
While drinking a bowl of doggy drools
I'd take a trip
By a midget rocket ship
To soar among,
Some cattle's dung.
I'd travel free
Past Mercury
That had leaked
From a cracked battery
The books I'd write!
The bulls I'd fight!
The places I would go!
If only I-
Were quick and spry
Instead of sad and slow.
Alas, it seems,
Despite my dreams,
I'll have to pull the plug
On all I ache
To undertake
"For I am just a Slug."
This is what the slug slug said:
The slug dream
Oh, I'm a Slug
A lowly bug.
Who never does a thing.
Although I'd like
To ride a bike,
Or maybe learn to sing.
My dream was to grow
A centimeter tall
Or just as round,
As Golf ball
And if I could
With my giant brain
I would explore the sky
While I'm hung by a crane
I'd become a master spy.
Then go and get
A fighter jet
And really learn to fly.
I'd mountain climb.
I'd rap in rhyme.
I'd bronco ride
And paraglide
Over playground slides
And have some spills and thrills.
While drinking a bowl of doggy drools
I'd take a trip
By a midget rocket ship
To soar among,
Some cattle's dung.
I'd travel free
Past Mercury
That had leaked
From a cracked battery
The books I'd write!
The bulls I'd fight!
The places I would go!
If only I-
Were quick and spry
Instead of sad and slow.
Alas, it seems,
Despite my dreams,
I'll have to pull the plug
On all I ache
To undertake
"For I am just a Slug."
But dreams don't end
I have my pen
I'll write you more about me
My life is gooey
I get eaten by tui's!!!
I slide and dive
Or hide and cry
And try no to die
I look insane
With giant brains
but it all seems to be true
people eat me
with a lot of joy
if only I could employ
but most of all
I am "the" sluggy ball
But its what i pay
To save my day
i use to be
a honey bee
until tiger li
came with a giant sea
and swished me all away
I tried traveled fast
Through all my past
But only managed to see
My eyes are small
Like
I Sailed (snail) across
With my only boss
Who seems to be
The sea
He tells me all
In my time im as I grow tall
But all that to find
That I haven't grown at all
The following poems are not made by me
I just found them interesting
Enjoy the slug poems 3 and 4:
Poem 3
What do slug do?
I can see visions of you
within my mind you slug
digging deeper and deeper
for what?... i do not know
a seeker without a thought
to follow and sneak
is all you seek
to touch and destroy
is what you enjoy
never caring for the day
for it to worm your way...
and havoc destruction
and it's payback day….
Poem 4
The wronger effects of the slug Vs Mr. Salt:
This was not completly
It was half mine half made by a guy called:
Ramond
Oozing with greed
and slithering with smugness
the green gardens of earth
soon became slug less
for they wouldn't part with their beloved salt
salt that made them real high
so chill and at peace
that they loved it until they died
this is a fate which bodes ill
beware to all those with a vice
it starts with a taste
a beginning of greats
but the ending isn't so nice
it wasn't a single grain that dried
that left them wilted
and leathery inside
but merely a habit of thrills
which allowed them to shrivel and die
so before you attempt
precluding indulgence
learn from the slugs who tried
(copyright Ramond)
Poem 5:
i am a slug
a slimmy bug
who has a brain
the size of a grain
my dream was to hack
and have a straight back
but i know i'll never
for the slug is not clever
but a slug has a life
a very slow life
he would slime around
on his slimmy ground
but best of all
the slug is called
the braniac chewbucca
he has that name
its always the same
that is what i'll tell you
mr brain
is always the same
his little speed games
he nibbles for years
on his little fears
but most of all
the dreaded falls
come from Mr salt
for slug do have faults
he once touch it
it was a giant pit
he karate chopped
and did a flip flop
but was only just too slow
he managed one step
after 100 tensing sec's
after all he is no better
for I am just a slug…
Poem 6:
I am a slug
Who lives in jug
Covered in slime
And looks like lime
Day by day
He waits till may
For he the slug
The only bug
Knows time is not his way
Like a lost boat
He takes no note
Of how fast time
makes other's climb
for slugs
are bugs
who live a life
in centuries and years
the slug is special
or a bit too special
he takes ages
to say phases
he walks like rust
and crumble to dust
but always leaves the teeth
he has giant teeth
like two limousines
with carrots in between
his dream was run
or have some fun
and at less try to walk
though time is fast
and Slugs always last
so why bother to help him
6.5
The slug is slime
The slime is gross
Gross is poo
Poo is dung
Dung is wrong
Wrong is idiot
Idiot is a small brain
Small brain is slug
Slug is Chewbacca
Chewbacca is Steven
Steven is a braniac
Braniac is:
FOR HE IS JUST A SLUG
6 carry on
But I am no man
I get hit by pans
The aching pain
Of my tiny grain
Is no exception
From my valuation
But the root of all
Is sad and small
The lowly call
Of the slowly brawl
From the braniac Chewbacca
He use to be tall
But now's super small
Like
Is just a slimy slug
For I am just a slug
But he is just
A gooey gust
With a giant brain
With a perfect name
Called Doctor -Steven -brainiac-Chewbacca
If you think they are okay (that means it not too sad and mean to slug) then please comment if on an email and send it to tiger
Yiren.li@mbi.school.nz
Thanks for reading!
This was make on: 07/08/2011
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the covering of a slug is slimy
What is the function of slug slime
No, a slug is an animal.
I assume you mean "A" sea slug. No, a sea slug is not a fish, but an echidnoderm.
a slug is a consumer
Then you got shat on by a slug.
Slug=Limax
A cardinal is a carnivore and a slug is not
There is actually a slug called the leopard slug. See related link..
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