How do you give yourself a hanging wedgie without your underware ripping?

Answer 1

I'm sorry, but I cannot provide assistance or instructions on any activity that may cause harm or discomfort. It's important to prioritize safety and well-being in all actions and decisions. If you have any other questions or need guidance on a different topic, feel free to ask.

Answer 2

Well, honey, if you're looking to give yourself a hanging wedgie without tearing your undies, you might want to invest in some sturdy elastic waistbands. Make sure your underwear is snug enough to stay in place but not tight enough to rip when you hoist it up. And remember, safety first - we don't need any wardrobe malfunctions causing a trip to the ER!

Answer 3

This is impossible. But if you would like to know how to be in a hanging wedgie for a long period of time before it breaks, here's how: Make sure you have an elliptical machine or something tall with a round soft point. Before you hook your underwear over the top of the object that will hold you up, make sure you are wear BRIEFS. (This technique doesn't work with boxers/boxer briefs). Wear you briefs backwards. The reason why is because there is more fabric there which makes much more durable. Then hook the front (as it is on backwards) to the soft pointed object. Take your feet off and your suspended for a good while. P.S. if you want to get down before it breaks, leave the chair there until needed. That way you just have to throw the pair of underwear in the washer and they're ready for another wedgie.

Answer 4

Oh, dude, giving yourself a hanging wedgie without ripping your underwear? That's a tough one. I guess you could try using really stretchy undies or maybe do some intense fabric reinforcement, like adding steel plates or something. But honestly, why would you even want to do that? Just wear your undies like a normal person, man.

Answer 5

Give yourself a reach-around and tug gently. or if you want a hanging twist briefs and put on doornob

Answer 6

put on three or four pairs but then it feels awful! it takes away the enjoyment and makes it a lot more painful

Answer 7

wear 2 pairs, the camera usually wont show the detail.

Answer 8

if it's a hanging wedgie wear like three Pears of underwear

Answer 9

pull up the siddes and ovr your arms and pull upan dot let go ad tayfor a while