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Penn State: the only University where you can major in minors!
Jerry Sandusky walks into an elementary school just as classes are let out for the day, when a teacher approaches him & asks, "so which child is yours?"
Sandusky replies: "I don't care, surprise me."
You may hate Jerry Sandusky, but at least he drove slowly through school zones.
On a scale of 1-10, how old is Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?
Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State?
A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.
Q: If an older woman chasing a younger guy is called a cougar, what do you call an older guy chasing a young boy?
A A Nittany Lion…
What do Jerry Sandusky and Carnation evaporated milk have in common? A: They're both white and come in little cans...
Did you know that B.Y.U. was Jerry's first choice before Penn State. He thought it was "Bring 'em Young".
I hear Sandusky had to stop going to church. The priests kept fighting over who got to hear his confession.
Sandusky claims he's really young at heart. He says sometimes he feels like a 60 yr old stuck in a 10 yr old's body.
BREAKING NEWS:
Jerry Sandusky has attempted suicide by jumping into the sea...
The Coastguard found him bobbing up and down on a small buoy!
And saving the best for last:
Sandusky is set to remake two Schwarzenegger films into one...
It's going to be called Kindergarten Predator. "
What else can I help you with?
How long does it take for a plastic bag to decompose in the toilet?
The plastic bag will not decompose but it may clog up the toilet.
How long does Lego take to decompose in the stomach?
Does not decompose
How long does it take for a computer to decompose?
1700 years to decompose
How long will it take for a band-aid to decompose?
how lond does it take to decompose a band aid
How long does iron take to decompose?
iron does not decompose but after a long time and i mean a long time it just starts to flake away but does not decompose
How long does it take for candles to decompose?
it takes about 10 years to decompose .
How long does it take to decompose aluminium?
it takes over a year for it to decompose
How many stacked of toilet paper rolls would it take to make a tower 150m high?
To determine how many stacks of toilet paper rolls it would take to make a tower 150 meters high, we first need to know the height of a typical toilet paper roll. A standard roll is about 10 cm tall. Therefore, to find the number of rolls needed, we divide 1500 cm (150 meters) by 10 cm per roll, resulting in 150 rolls. So, it would take approximately 150 toilet paper rolls stacked to reach a height of 150 meters.
How long does synthetic fabric take to decompose in a landfill site?
Synthetic fabrics, such as polyester and nylon, can take hundreds to thousands of years to decompose in a landfill site due to their non-biodegradable nature. This long decomposition time contributes to environmental pollution and sustainability issues.
How long does it take for a cotton bag to decompose?
A cotton bag will take a few months to biodegrade/decompose.
How long does it take for fiber glass to decompose?
Fiber glass may take a very long to decompose depending on its composition. If it is pure glass or made from sand then it may never decompose.
How long does it take for money to decompose?
it doesnt
