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Humor & Amusement
Laughter is good for your soul! In these busy times, it's hard to find time for pleasure, but there's always time for a joke or riddle, word plays, brain teaser, and other amusements that will make you laugh, and that's the purpose of this category. Join us for some good always-in-style laughter! This category covers all the questions that are here to make you laugh.
10,301 Questions
What is the answer to the June 16 2015 The Scrambled Word Game?
After adding central air conditioning, they experienced...
Answer: "VENT-ELATION" (about, enact, enroll, vermin)
What events from The Black Cat seem to prove the wife's superstition about cats to be correct?
A. A second black cat, very similar to the narrator's first cat, appears out of nowhere.
Who were Scrooge's business partners?
Scrooge worked for Fezziwig when he was young, but his business partner was Jacob Marley.
How do you drop a real egg on a concrete floor without breaking it?
If that's a riddle, then the answer is:
Any way you want! However you drop the egg, you won't break the concrete floor!! Hey, it doesn't say "without breaking THE EGG"!!!!! :D
But if that's NOT a riddle, which it probably is, you would have to hold the egg REALLY LOW, and I mean REALLY, and then drop it. Or, you could try wrapping the egg with stuff like bubble wrap, or putting a carpet on the concrete floor.
But, usually this is just a funny joke! :)
Why do people laugh after a sentence?
They are probably trying to indicate that what they have just said, was said in jest, or not to be taken too seriously. The laugh may be even to cover up some embarrassment that the speaker is feeling over what he or she has said.
Inside voice means that you have a voice inside your head that you can't get rid of.
How does a white elephant gift exchange work?
There is many ways you can perform a white elephant. These are two common ways:
Everyone in your group must bring a present.
You can either:
have everyone pick a number, the number associating the gift is now yours or have everyone just go up and take a present
If someone doesn't like their gift you can add the option of trading it with somebody else.
What is an example of crude humor?
True crude humor cannot be put here in an example and not violate the rules of the site. But maybe something like: Why don't little girls fart? A: "Because the don't have (insert crude word for the anus) until they are married" That is crude, and not even funny in my opinion.
What did the surprised bank robber say when he crack a safe with no money in it?
Well I guess I don't get money.
What could happens if you prank call on your teacher?
You could be in huge trouble for prank call on your teacher.
A bed joke usually means an intimate joke or an inside joke, usually shared with a family member
Is it easier to carry a bucket on the end of the stick or the middle?
In the middle because it is in equilibrium.
One sleep joke is: What happens when you eat cookies in bed? You get crumby sleep. Another sleep joke would be: What type of music is snoring? Sheet music.
One day at 11:00, I said, "Why don't you eat dinner?" My friend said, "I can eat sleepza or sleep b and j."
Why is a duffle bag called a duffle bag?
A duffle (or duffel) bag is derived from a municipality in Antwerp, Belgium (Duffel), first used around 1677. The name comes from the type of material that was used. This is also called a seabag, when used by sailors.
What are the marks in the thermometer?
Assuming you're talking about a glass thermometer, each mark or 'tick' on the thermometer stands for a 5 degree increase/decrease.
Most thermometers should have their degrees labeled in increments of 10, with one mark in between symbolizing an increment of 5, which is (most of the time) unmarked.
Kabbalah Definition
Kabbalah, also spelled Kabala or Cabala (Hebrew: קַבָּלָה literally "receiving"), is an esoteric method, discipline and school of thought. Its definition varies according to the tradition and aims of those following it, from its religious origin as an integral part of Judaism, to Christian, New Age, or occultist syncretic adaptations. Kabbalah is a set of esoteric teachings meant to explain the relationship between an unchanging, eternal and mysterious Ein Sof (no end) - eternal God and the mortal and finite universe (his creation). Kabbalah originally developed entirely within the realm of Jewish thought and Kabbalists often use classical Jewish sources to explain and demonstrate its esoteric teachings. These teachings are thus held by followers in Judaism to define the inner meaning of both the Hebrew Bible and traditional Rabbinic literature, their formerly concealed transmitted dimension, as well as to explain the significance of Jewish religious observances.
One of the funniest Kenyan comedians. She represents an old indian lady (typical of those in kenya) ; who is always angry about being used and abused by her donkey husband and all she does is cooks. She has a "gay" closet son and wants him married to a good girl. She hates modern girls of current times and thinks short dresses are a taboo. She has met President Obama, she has met the Queen of England (whom she hates in her comical ways!). She has been knighted - DAME KUTRI in her own fantasy world. She loves keeping appearances and has Hillary Clinton snacking with her on indian savouries. She has of course had tea at 10 Downing Street. She speaks broken Swahili and thinks she knows all. She has bagged over 3.5 million viewers on social media and is a self made home made housewife with fame! She is an ambassador for Kenyan tourism and her audiences are worldwide. However her face - NO ONE KNOWS what she looks like. She has a dog that she uses as her face. She feels her life is a bit-h.. and hates her horrible husband.
KENYAMASI brings joys and laughter to the millions during tough times and brings back memories to those who had to leave East Africa during the early 70's. She supports a charity that feeds thousands of children each day with one hot meal.
