Humor & Amusement

In a modern battle, your chances of becoming KIA are about one in twenty. Your chances of being wounded in battle are about one in four. Your chances of either decrease a lot if you paid attention in basic, and keep a cool head, doing exactly what you were taught.

a month

First of all, Mcdonalds makes you fat so you should stop going there...

jbzk house on moshi monsters

will my dear fiend as you see some Muslim women wears not only burkha there is also something called neqaab and all these things are to protect the women dignity and not to be abused by people eyes and some time something bigger then eye abused . . .

you should notice that not all Muslim women cover their face and one can force them too but the majority are covering their faces .

Islam is a religion of peace and its the one and only religion that protects women rights .

i want to tell you a little story , there was a french doctor who asked a Muslim student why do you Muslims cover your women , the Muslim cadet brought two candys and uncover one of them and throw the two candy's at the floor then he picked them up and asked the doctor which one would you choose ?

the doctor said the , i will take the covered one , then the Muslim student said that's why we cover our women .

btw its not mandatory that we all cover our women faces we just studied in our books that its better to cover and thanx .

Verbacious: Talking alot, gabby. Loving to hear one's voice

or using a lot of verbs.

"Wow that sentence was verbacious!"

Well i could imagine it is because they didn't have all that much to do back then. If you mean video games (which I am not even sure where out in the 1960's) it might be because they had just came out and where popular.

its alright . ive been on it a few times.

i dont know but i do know a yo mama joke:your mamas so fat that when she got hit by a bus she turned around and said : who threw the rock at me!!!

the dial on a phone.

things...

Things that squirt

Things you shouldn't throw off a building

grownups wish they could still do

you Shouldn't do In public

you Shouldn't play catch with

That go bad

You shouldn't lick

You would rather forget

you Shouldn't swallow

That jiggle

you wouldn't do for a million dollars

your parents forgot to tell

you don't want to find in your bed

people do when no one is looking

cannibals think about while dinning

that are harder than they look

you shouldn't say to your inlaws

you would do if you were a giant

you shouldn't tie to the roof of your car

not to tell your mother

dogs are actually saying when they bark

you can never find

wouldn't want to be allergic to

that make you uncomfortable

you wouldn't want to do in cemetery

things that would be fun to do in an elevator

not to do in a hospital

never put in your mouth

that smell terrible

your parents would kill you for

you shouldn't say when trying to make a good impression

things you shouldn't wear to a wedding/funeral

you shouldn't attempt to juggle

you shouldn't do when naked

that confirm your life is going downhill

things that would keep you out of heaven

that shouldn't be passed from one generation to the next

things paramedics shouldn't say to a patient on the way to the hospital

you would ask a psychic

you shouldn't do with glue

you might find in a library

Spin it on its axis

as of 1/16/2011 paul dini has said on twitter that they are deciding if they want to make another season this coming week and it could be as late as next monday before they finally make the announcement.

Marco Grazzini, does the voice for Alejandro Burromuerto

Anne Frank was 10 years old when the war started. She was 13 years old when they went into hiding and she was 15 years old when she died. Anne Frank is very popular so you can probably find an autobipgraphy anywhere on the internet.

it is only possible if you are holding up your right hand on a Sunday afternoon at exactly 12:04 am.

It appears to be a morph of the words flexible and rubbery, meaning that an object's shape and form can be easily distorted or deformed. It wants to return to a known memorized initial shape, but has difficulty doing so due to less than rigid material properties in conjunction to its designed shape.

nothing, although you can buy a chuck e cheese coin for 25 cents

WHO won

a dead man? lol

all of them

There is a video of her being tickled on www.Oakdale Confidential.com.

Possessing the wonderfulness of a vagina... shaven or otherwise....

Helll yesss

Well let's just say I'd get bored just standing there for about 100 years until I eventually died! I mean the highlight of the day would be the odd blow of the wind! And the worst part of the day would be the red squirrel!

There are wood-boring beetles and wood-boring ants...