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Humor & Amusement

Laughter is good for your soul! In these busy times, it's hard to find time for pleasure, but there's always time for a joke or riddle, word plays, brain teaser, and other amusements that will make you laugh, and that's the purpose of this category. Join us for some good always-in-style laughter! This category covers all the questions that are here to make you laugh.

10,301 Questions

Where is Woof on first page of Where is Waldo in Hollywood?

r there any clues about wat woof looks like? look real close at things u might find him hidden in an object

Why did the Saltine locks itself in the Bank Vault?

Cause hE wanted to be raped by chelsy Fricker Palmer Alaska

Who was the first person born in a hospital?

I'm just eye balling it but I hope it was a child.

Who are little Jerry and the monotones?

Little Jerry and the Monotones are a rock band that appeared on Sesame Street in 1970, the group has sung a menagerie of songs on subjects ranging from emotions to the human body, members include "Little" Jerry Lee Nelson (1970-present) Christopher Marlon Cerf aka Chrissy (1970-present) Richard Handford Hunt aka Rockin' Richard and Radical Richie(1970-2000) and Jerry's music teacher and mentor Mr. Jeffrey "Big Jeffy" Moss (1970-present)

The group made their debut in episode 276 of Sesame Street singing their first ever song "Mad" ,although the two main singers (Moss and Nelson) had already been established the back-up singers (those who would later become Chrissy and Rockin' Richard) looked completely different from how they would later appear, for example the Lavender member had long black spaghetti hair and no nose and was actually named Fabulous Fran, who I believe was either Chrissy's sister or a proto-Chrissy and the Pumpkin member had shaggy, unkempt hair and scraggly eyebrows, this member was called Croonin' Carroll (after Carroll Spinney) after quite some time Fabulous Fran left the group and was replaced by her "brother" Chrissy, Croonin' Carroll took voice lessons and found a new voice when he met Richard Hunt and thus changed his name to Radical Richie and later Rockin' Richard. Throughout the remainder of the 70's to 2000's The Monotones recorded new hits such as "Danger", "A Body Full of Rhythm" , the ever-popular "Telephone Rock" and The Mountain of Love. In 2000 the band returned to Sesame Street to perform "When you Move the Mouse, it makes the Arrow Go" this was also the year Monotone Rockin' Richard called it quits, since then the group has disbanded nowadays Little Jerry or Jerry Lee as he is now known performs in various venues, Big Jeffy joined Little Chrissy and the Alphabeats(although he still finds time to get together with Jerry), and Chrissy and Rockin' Richard own a recording studio in California. And now with the 42nd season of Sesame Street just years away, it is possible that our Monotones will make yet another comeback, this time with newer members.

Jerry and the Monotones

Current Members

Jerry Lee Nelson: vocals, lead guitar (1970-present)

Christopher Marlon Cerf: back-up vocals, bass (1970-present)

Jeffrey Moss:back-up vocals,keyboard (1970-present)

Former Members

Fabulous Fran(1970):back-up vocals

Rockin' Richard (1970): back-up vocals,drums, cowbell

Joseph"Jumpin' Joey" Raposo (1970):back-up vocals

Psychadelic Frankie (I think that 's the Purple Monotone's name) (1980?): back-up vocals,coughing

What did Santana mean on glee when she said I've gotten mono so many times it like stereo?

Mono and stereo are terms often referred to in the use of amplifiers and sound systems. Mono- all sounds through one speaker and Stereo- soundes dispersed throughout multiple speakers

What is the Raghu Ram qualification?

Basically, he is a DU dropout!

  • Raghu Ram, the executive producer of the very famous reality show "Roadies", has done his schooling from D.T.E.A., R.K. Puram, Delhi.
  • He joined the Delhi University after it and attended the Deshbandhu College in his first year. In the second year he switched to Sri Venkateswara College.
  • But, he was consistently poor in academics and so dropped out of college in the third year!

Is drew neemia gay?

Yes, In 2008 Drew Neemia was caught outside an Auckland Bar holding hands with TV3 Whether presenter Josh Helsop. Drew also had a minor argument off camera while hosting the children's programme "Sticky TV" where it was alleged he touches Sam Wallace in an inappropriate way which is why he was sent off the programme, and moved to C4 Select (now Four Live)

Who was Achilles enemy?

all of troy and hector and Paris and agamemnon and your mom

What is the meaning of exemplary behavior?

geezus

It means you do something everyone is always exemply talking about

When is bakrid in 1994?

I don't really care......You'd better find out

How can unicorn on the cob win on stick rpg2?

well..... unicorns are TOTALLY epic! and if you put them on a cob........ you are gonna get owned! they got epic skillz and junk! thatz just me though

How do you stay out of an undrentide?

I dont know "How do you stay out of an undrentide?"

What is the difference between real and fake breasts?

Real boobs are perfectly natural... They were created by God, genes or however you view it

Fake boobs have been obtained through cosmetic surgery. A type of surgery that usually re-shapes, re-sizes or replaces a part of the body. Boob reduction surgery is usually done to prevent or remove pain in the back, I personally think this is natural and OK, but they are not your natural boobs.

Boy, that's a lot of boobs :P

What does a stick between two balls mean?

This means a stick -- between 2 balls oo its basically means male genitals. or a penis

What are some get well soon jokes?

The only get well soon joke is this. I hope you FELL better!! It's not the best joke on earth, but it's a joke...

A doctor comes into the hospital room and says "I've got good news and bad news"

The patient says "What's the good news?"

"They're going to name a disease after you!"

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? That depends on whether the light bulb has health insurance!

A Short History of Medicine:

"Doctor I have an ear-ache"

2000 BC - "Here, eat this root."

1000 BC - "That root is heathen - say this prayer."

1850 AD - "That prayer is superstition - drink this potion."

1940 AD - "That potion is quack medicine - take this pill."

1985 AD - "That pill is ineffective - take this antibiotic."

2000 AD - "That antibiotic is artificial - eat this root."

Why is it hard to breathe when you laugh real hard?

It is hard to breathe when you laugh out loud because you used most of you breathe to laugh as hard as you did. Try to get someone to make you laugh. Then see how long it takes you to catch your breathe...

When is an Irishman too Drunk?

An Irishman is too drunk when he is too drunk to fight.

Is Squidward blue or gray?

i say blue

i say terqouise =]

pistachio colour

turquoise is more greenish. so is pistachio

actually turquoise is equal to blue and green , so it cant be more or less