Punchline Math

Is the bartender here (no spaces)

20%of what number is 8?

1. a. 34 b. 80 c. 32%

2. $405

3. $200,000

4. $109.39

5. 78%

6. 110.6m

7. 36.4in

8. 1,644 students

9. 30%

10. a. 128 b. 928

11. 44%

after letters above correct answer are crossed off you are left with

a word that is bad forward and good backwards

STRESSED bad

and

DESSERTS very good...yummy

A fission rod

Deney cheetham and hone

112

Well, isn't that just a happy little mystery waiting to be solved? I encourage you to take your time, follow the clues, and trust in your ability to find the answer. Remember, there are no mistakes in math, only happy accidents that lead you to new discoveries.

"The wedding was dull but the reception was great."

Whack a key.

because he didnt like math!

Team sports

The answer to the punch line is: Young writer who was told to either put fire into his writing or vice versa.

This is homework. Wiki will not help you cheat. You need to find the answer.

kiss him in his cheek

The picture is called "tennisball."

The answer is that your teacher wants you to study your textbook more carefully instead of looking for the east way out by asking WikiAnswerers.

fire pole used for false alarms

the answer to the riddle was "piano tuna"

Did you hear about...

THE BOY ANT AND THE GIRL ANT WHO GOT TOGETHER AND BECAME PAIR ANTS.

It was a love eight relationship

qs are weird os

they are going to have a little one

They are the additive inverses of each other.

warehouse: whatyousaywhenlost (where house)

explian: notscrambledorfried (eggs plain)

Mudder Nature