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Did you hear about the cow who kicked the old farmer?
There are many jokes about a cow and a farmer. One joke is about the cow who kicked the old farmer.
How much would a farmer sell its cow to a slaughter house for?
A cow could be sold to a slaughter house for a few hundred dollars. The meat of a cow is around 6 dollars a pound and only 175 pounds on the average cow can be used.
What did one cow say to the other cow?
One cow said to the other, "Have you heard about the new farmer in town?" The other cow replied, "No, what about him?" The first cow chuckled and said, "I hear he’s really milked the situation for all it’s worth!"
What can a horse help a farmer do?
A cow gives milk which the farmer sells. What he sells gives him money. Cows also provide calves to increase the herd, manure to fertilize the feilds and gardens, and beef when she is not needed anymore. So ultimately, a cow can help a farmer get money through increased crop production, selling milk, having more cows to milk, and selling an underproductive cow. A cow also provides food from itself and from its manure that helps plants grow.
What is the highest price ever paid for a Holstein cow at public auction?
On June 4th 1920, Gustuv Pabst of Dousman, Wisconsin paid $30,000 for Holstein cow at the Minnesota-Friesian sale. The holstein cow was pruchased from Fred Pabst of Oconomowoc, Wisconsin. The previous record was $18,400. More recently a Holstein named Allendairy Glamorous Ivy was the very first holstein to sell for over one million dollars.
Did you hear about the cow who kicked the old farmer?
There are many jokes about a cow and a farmer. One joke is about the cow who kicked the old farmer.
What are the different between a city cow and a farmer cow?
a city cow likes to buy lots of stuff then eat it, were as a farmer cow has sex with his cousin.
What did the farmer say when he lost his cow?
Where's my cow !!
Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
He doesn't. Logically a farmer feeds his cows (or cow) hay, grain and silage or lets them out to the pasture.
Why did the farmer feed the cow money?
OK, first thing first, what kind of farmer was he? If he was an ordinary farmer with an ordinary cow, he's nuts...Either way, he's a pretty bad farmer.
is it illegal to kill a cow if your not a farmer?
nah
How did farmer john fing his missing cow?
Farmer John find his missing cow quite easily actually. He simply went out to pasture and brought the cow back home.
How much would a farmer sell its cow to a slaughter house for?
A cow could be sold to a slaughter house for a few hundred dollars. The meat of a cow is around 6 dollars a pound and only 175 pounds on the average cow can be used.
If a farmer has a tiger a cow and some grass and needs to cross the river how will he make it across?
The farmer cannot leave the cow and grass alone, because the cow will eat the grass. The farmer cannot leave the tiger and cow alone because the tiger will eat the cow. So, the farmer takes the cow across and leaves the tiger and grass. He swims back and gets the grass. He leaves the grass across and takes the cow back. He leaves the cow, and brings the tiger across. Then he goes back for the cow and brings it across. Now they are all across and the world is a happier place.
What is the occupation of a person with a cow?
Farmer or Cattle Rancher.
What did the cow say when the farmer sold the milk?
Nothing.
How do make milk on alchemy?
Farmer+cow=milk
