Farmers in England aren't paid to own cows. They can buy and sell cows, in exactly the same way that any business person can buy and sell their stock, but they aren't paid simply for owning cattle.
There are many jokes about a cow and a farmer. One joke is about the cow who kicked the old farmer.
A cow could be sold to a slaughter house for a few hundred dollars. The meat of a cow is around 6 dollars a pound and only 175 pounds on the average cow can be used.
A farmer
A cow gives milk which the farmer sells. What he sells gives him money. Cows also provide calves to increase the herd, manure to fertilize the feilds and gardens, and beef when she is not needed anymore. So ultimately, a cow can help a farmer get money through increased crop production, selling milk, having more cows to milk, and selling an underproductive cow. A cow also provides food from itself and from its manure that helps plants grow.
You might consider such a cow as a "dumb" cow, for less use of much coarser terms.
There are many jokes about a cow and a farmer. One joke is about the cow who kicked the old farmer.
a city cow likes to buy lots of stuff then eat it, were as a farmer cow has sex with his cousin.
Where's my cow !!
OK, first thing first, what kind of farmer was he? If he was an ordinary farmer with an ordinary cow, he's nuts...Either way, he's a pretty bad farmer.
He doesn't. Logically a farmer feeds his cows (or cow) hay, grain and silage or lets them out to the pasture.
nah
Farmer John find his missing cow quite easily actually. He simply went out to pasture and brought the cow back home.
The farmer had no regard for the feeling of udders.
A cow could be sold to a slaughter house for a few hundred dollars. The meat of a cow is around 6 dollars a pound and only 175 pounds on the average cow can be used.
The farmer cannot leave the cow and grass alone, because the cow will eat the grass. The farmer cannot leave the tiger and cow alone because the tiger will eat the cow. So, the farmer takes the cow across and leaves the tiger and grass. He swims back and gets the grass. He leaves the grass across and takes the cow back. He leaves the cow, and brings the tiger across. Then he goes back for the cow and brings it across. Now they are all across and the world is a happier place.
A farmer
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