You post one that is FUNNY and AVERAGE. Then you wait.
Sit in your room and twidle your thumbs.
Now that's average.
Make sure you type MLIA at the end or it really wont get posted.
Make a really good MLIA that is original, and doesn't sound like every other MLIA out there. Tickle a house elf.
You can't. If it is good enough moderators will publish it.
Wait until you do something awesome or make a good story up.
Be more average and embrace the averageness. MLIA (end everything in MLIA)
After you go to their website and click "submit a story" and follow instructions from there you should find a button, poke it, scream "THE DEED IS DONE!!" and the story will be submitted.
There should be!! :D I hope that when MLIA sees this answer they will think about publishing an MLIA book! Just think, a post that was made by you...... in a book!!! :D
MLIA (My Life is Average) is a hilarious site where people share unordinary, funny circumstances they found themselves in. MLIA is very awesome.
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submit it. Then wait. If it's good, it will get published, if not...well then you know it sucked and your life isn't all that average.
A good technique is to write in the story that somebody bet you $20 you couldn't get a story published on the site. Another technique is to say that somebody will dress up in a silly costume if you get a story posted on MLIA. Be aware that it typically takes over a month for the story to be approved and published.
MLIA submissions take about 3 months to get added on or maybe even longer.
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