How many people are needed to change a light bulb?

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20 Chinese acrobats, or one man with a ladder.
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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

If the lightbulb has extremely good BOUNDARIES and does not give into narcissistic demand, it is possible that no number ofnarcissists could ever change it. Answer . Just one. The narcissist holds the bulb and the world turnsbeneath them. . Just me. It's my light bulb. I'll change it myself, (MORE)

How many stupid people does it take to change a light bulb?

1. A whole bunch. Several to try to eat the old bulb, and severalmore to try to stop them. Several to put their finger in the emptysocket while 2 take turns flipping the switch. Several to pick upthe one they've designated to change the bulb. Then a bunch to goto the hardware store for a new bulb. T (MORE)

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Usually one. For some bulbs assistance may be required. Some newerstyle ones don't screw in, they only twist once. Joke Answers . At the risk of sounding vulgar - you can't screw in alightbulb, there isn't room. . Three-one to hold the bulb and the other two to turn the firstone holding the b (MORE)

How many people have died from changing a light bulb?

Lots. Light bulb deaths can be caused by improper wiring of high voltage (3 phase+), Falling from trying to change a high lightbulb, or some other cause of death that just happened to occur when you were changing a lightbulb.

How did light bulbs change the way people lived?

In the good ol days when it got dark all you had to read by was a candle or some sort of oil light not usually very good for the eyes,so the y helped protect and preserve eye sight. They made self education far easier. they led to more people having a time to read in the days of long working hours t (MORE)

How many cows does it take to change a light bulb?

None because it would be udderly impossible for them to do so. None. They sleep at night and don't mind the dark. Well, maybe 2,If you get what I'm trying to say, but the bulb is way too smallfor that.

How did the light bulb change peoples lives?

1. less fires 2. electric light were much safer an healther because of the oil 3. it lighted street light for safty 4. people could get more money because they could work at night

How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

(Insert arbitrary number here). 1 to screw it in, and the rest to complain about how they could've climbed a higher ladder and done it so much better. (Insert arbitrary number here). 1 to screw it in, and the rest to debate how (famous trumpet player) would've done it. 1. Since the world revol (MORE)

How many light bulbs does a leopard gecko need?

Its not light, its temperature. Ideal temp is 86 degrees with a basking area of around 90 - 92. If the cage is too hot the animals will stay in the coolest part of the cage. If too cold it will rarely leave the hot spot.

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Assuming they are an otherwise normal person, one, like anybody else would.. I suppose that if they wait long enough the light bulb would change by itself into a more efficient one.. close! the answer is:. just one, but it would take a million years.

Why do people need the light bulb?

We need the light bulb because we can never see without it, the police and ambulance need it for emergency lights, the surgeons need it for surgery lights, the mechanics and builders need it to look in dark places and we need to see properly.

How many aardvarks does it take to change a light bulb?

Regretfully, science has not yet advanced to a point where thisquestion can be answered with confidence. The aardvark, (genus Tubulidentata ), is a close relative ofthe elephant. There is reliable evidence for the number ofelephants required (www.lightbulbjokes.com) but it is not veryamusing: A: T (MORE)

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Eleven. One to change the light bulb and ten to each take 200photos of it for social networking sites. One. She first checks that the switch is off, then - safely, usinga sturdy standing point if necessary - removes the old bulb andinserts the new one, before checking it still works.

How many techs does it take to change a light bulb?

well, it takes one to find a computer, one to open up the browser, one to type in where to get a bulb, one to go out and determine which bulb he should get because of the different watts, one to give the cashier the money needed, one to drive back, and one to call the 'guy' that takes care of it. So (MORE)

How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb?

Choose one of these and call the doctor in the morning... A) Five. One to change the light bulb and four to chant "Allah isgreat". B) None. If the bulb has broken, it is the will of Allah and itwould be blasphemy to attempt to change it. C) Four. One to change the bulb, one to check if changing l (MORE)

How does change from a light bulb have a negative impact on people?

I assume you refer to the change using a light bulb into using energy-saving bulbs. In general, people just do not like changes. Most people like to resort to the old ways, every time possible. That is just part of human nature. Forcing people to change their old way may resort in some sort of (MORE)

How many dog dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many dogs it takes to change a light bulb is a joke with a punchline that varies depending on the type of dog. For example, it only takes single Lab to change a light bulb because he is so eager to be helpful. It takes just one German Shepard to change a light bulb but he's going to want to che (MORE)

How many mothers in law does it take to change a light bulb?

None - They nag their child or their son-in-law intodoing it, tell them how to do it the whole time, and complain theyare not doing it fast enough. . One - If the above doesn't work due to the amount ofmeddling, or the mother-in-law thinks it is taking too long, thenthe mother-in-law will take o (MORE)

How many volts do needed to light a bulb per hour?

You generally need the same number of volts for a given amount of light (lumens), regardless of how many hours you use it. They typically measure the amount of energy used by a bulb in "watts", not volts, and you can find a wide range of wattage ratings from milliwatt LEDs to 1000-watt floodlight (MORE)

How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?

A whole bunch. It takes: 12 to protest that they don't make enough money to change a lightbulb. 15 to get the government to do something about poor folks nothaving bulbs. 13 to complain about the bulb not being energy efficient. 6 from the local LGBT chapter to actually be involved in changingit (MORE)