1. How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.
2. What did the atheist say in the afterlife?
"I'm not here! This place doesn't exist. I don't believe in this place. I'm not burning. Ouch!"
3. How does a Rationalist girl do her hair?
In Big Bangs of course.
4. Why did the atheist cross the road?
He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
Since jokes are subjective and jokes only if you think they are, I can only provide what amuses me: The joke's on you.
Inside jokes are personal jokes between friends that only those people can understand.
Some good family friendly jokes in Hindi can be found on many different websites online. A couple of those websites are Jokes Duniya and Waffa. Some of the jokes are called Jokes in Hindi, Pathan Joke Zabardast and Bond Meets a Tamil Guy.
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Did you eat the baby
Don't seat on me
I'm an orange!
funny jokes in the app section through your smart phone
You can find some good hospital jokes online at Great Clean Jokes. One hospital joke is " What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital? At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out."
There are several websites that good chemistry jokes can be obtained from. Among them are About, Jupiter Scientific, Jokes 4 Us, Angelo, and Chemical Forums.
Some have improved upon science.