A little boy fell in mud.
Want to hear a clean joke?
A little boy took a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is the girl that lives next door.
Wanna hear a dirtier joke?
Bubbles was his mom.
Unfortunately we cannot tell such jokes on here. You could do a search on the "world's dirtiest joke," "voodoo penis," or even "The Aristocrats."
One site is "aristocratsjokes" and it has the most vulgar description of a "family act" I've ever read, and it involves illegal activities (drug use, incest, child abuse, etc). It starts out where a family is looking for an agent, and the agent is reluctant saying it was the same stuff everyone has seen before. But as they continue, it gets into illegal, immoral, and disgusting sexual behaviors, drug use, firearms, etc. By the time it is over, everyone but the father is dead, there are bodily substances all over the stage, and the agent is asking what their act was called. The father says, "The Aristocrats."
Now if you want some that aren't really dirty, but allude to things, those are probably allowed:
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"
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This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window. He tells her to take off her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor.
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpes - that's why I am here!"
The Aristocrats.
a man walks into a bar.... ouch
your sister told me some last night ;)
Jock the coalman
it is a dirty and perverted joke
A smutty joke is another word for a dirty joke, one with a sexual innuendo. The root comes for the word 'smut' which is an ash like cinder that results form burning coal. When these fall on clean washing they dirty it ('dirty joke' - 'smutty joke').
Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud!Wanna hear another one? A boy fell in the mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? He took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUq1S4YzLX8
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Want to hear a dirty joke? There was a dirty guy. Want to hear a clean joke? He took a bath. Want to hear a very clean joke? He took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a very dirty joke? Bubbles was his next door neighbor.
The Best Joke I Ever Heard - 1980 was released on: USA: 1980
Rationale of the Dirty Joke was created in 1968.
it is a dirty and perverted joke
A smutty joke is another word for a dirty joke, one with a sexual innuendo. The root comes for the word 'smut' which is an ash like cinder that results form burning coal. When these fall on clean washing they dirty it ('dirty joke' - 'smutty joke').
dirty dancing!!!!!!!!
Ally - 1999 The Dirty Joke 1-6 was released on:USA: 2 November 1999Ally - 1999 The Dirty Joke - 1.6 was released on: USA:2 November 1999
The cast of The Best Joke I Ever Heard - 1980 includes: Army Archerd as himself George Burns as himself Jack Lemmon as himself
to know your audience...
Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud!Wanna hear another one? A boy fell in the mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? He took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door.
This is an answer that could be opinionated. Look it up.
a horse fell in the mud