Your Mama's so poor, that when I lit a match in her house, the cockroaches started to sing "Clap your hands! Stomp your feet! Praise the Lord, cuz we got heat!"
My best your mama joke is, Your mama is so stupid, she puts makeup on her forehead when she needs to makeup her mind.
Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped up in midair, she got stuck!
yo mama teeth so yellow i can't believe it's not butter
** **** So fat she asked for a water bed and they laid a blanket over the ocean
The best mother in the world
a joke a joke can be cracked a joke can be made a joke can be told a joke can be played
yo mama is so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store
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your mama so hairy she even gave Choubaca a stiffy
yo mama so fugly she entered the fugly contest and they said "soz no pros!"
Yo mama is so stupid she put paper on the TV and thought it was paperview.
Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped up in midair, she got stuck!
yo mama teeth so yellow i can't believe it's not butter
Yo momma is so fat, she doesn't skinny dip, she chunky dunks! lol. pretty good right?
Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for 2 hours because it said concentrate
Your mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry
I don't think the world's ever come up with a joke
your mama is so stupid she thought a dictionary was a book of peanises