My car broke down. My dog is having puppies.
Cramp.
prison kittykatx2@rogers.com
Lost
Pokey - a great slang word that means: acting slowly
watching my favorite TV show, but I left as soon as it was over
· AAA changed flat tire · accident · airplane arrived late · alarm clock problem · auto accident
Road closure, ran out of gas and radiator overheated are reasons for being late. They begin with the letter r.
Handiman nailed the front door shut. Henry the cat pooed in my shoe.
Engine trouble and empty fuel tank are good car reasons for being late. You could say that you had eye problem, an earache or an emergency.
Lost. I got lost on my way home, sorry
My wife is ill. I took the wrong turn.
headache heart attack hives