watching my favorite TV show, but I left as soon as it was over
Cramp.
Lost
Road closure, ran out of gas and radiator overheated are reasons for being late. They begin with the letter r.
prison kittykatx2@rogers.com
Lost. I got lost on my way home, sorry
Pokey - a great slang word that means: acting slowly
My car broke down. My dog is having puppies.
Handiman nailed the front door shut. Henry the cat pooed in my shoe.
My wife is ill. I took the wrong turn.
Job interview ran longer than I expected. Job begins with the letter j.
headache heart attack hives
An alligator ate all my assignments... so I had to hunt it down before I could come. Actually, I was throwing up blood. Is that bad? Alternator. A crazy guy in a clown costume... need I say more?