Cramp.
Lost
watching my favorite TV show, but I left as soon as it was over
Road closure, ran out of gas and radiator overheated are reasons for being late. They begin with the letter r.
prison kittykatx2@rogers.com
Lost. I got lost on my way home, sorry
Pokey - a great slang word that means: acting slowly
My car broke down. My dog is having puppies.
Handiman nailed the front door shut. Henry the cat pooed in my shoe.
My wife is ill. I took the wrong turn.
Job interview ran longer than I expected. Job begins with the letter j.
headache heart attack hives
An alligator ate all my assignments... so I had to hunt it down before I could come. Actually, I was throwing up blood. Is that bad? Alternator. A crazy guy in a clown costume... need I say more?