Handiman nailed the front door shut. Henry the cat pooed in my shoe.
prison kittykatx2@rogers.com
Cramp.
My wife is ill. I took the wrong turn.
Lost
Pokey - a great slang word that means: acting slowly
My car broke down. My dog is having puppies.
watching my favorite TV show, but I left as soon as it was over
Road closure, ran out of gas and radiator overheated are reasons for being late. They begin with the letter r.
there is m_ _ _ s _ i will answer later finish it for fother do
Lost. I got lost on my way home, sorry
headache heart attack hives
A time delay means that something normally starts at 11:00am will start slightly later for the time being.