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Can Chuck Norris cool down the sun?
Chuck Norris would never cool down the sun. Its Chuck Norris approved.
Can Chuck Norris take down batman?
NEVAAA. BATMAN RULE OVA CHUCK NORRIS. YOU STUPID AMERICAN HOBKNOCKER! NEVAAA. BATMAN RULE OVA CHUCK NORRIS. YOU STUPID AMERICAN HOBKNOCKER! chuck Norris can't be killed yet batman can,so shut the fork up, or fear chuck Norris's round house kick.
Does anyone hate Chuck Norris?
No. If someone hates Chuck Norris they will decease to live immediately, for Chuck Norris can sense hatred for him in the air. He will hunt you down, go to your house, and find where you sleep. Then he will kill you and silently disappear in the night to continue to be awesome.
What are some funny Chuck Norris's facts?
Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups - he pushes the earth down. Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits. Chuck Norris doesn't need a Twitter...he is already following you. -justin bieber I am Chuck Norris
Who made up all of the Chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris created Chuck Norris.
Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or Superman?
A no brainer.. Chuck Norris of course ;) heheh Consider - who has to wear his pajamas to work.
Who would win in an ultimate smack down - Chuck Norris or Zombie Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris will beat Zombie Chuck Norris because zombies tend to be slower... yeahh... :D But Zombie Chuck Norris would take a greater punishment because he (it?) wouldn't feel pain. Unfourtuealy the world will end when Chuck Norris dies(if ever) so this fight is impossible.
Tell us something funny?
Chuck Norris once ate an entire cake before his buddy could tell him there was a stripper in it. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Wizards can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. Chuck Norris sparlkes in the dark. Beat that, Twilight. The Boogey Man is afraid of Chuck Norris. Kids wear Super Man pajamas, Super Man wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. The original name of the movie was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but the producers realized that nobody would ever watch a movie that only lasted fourteen seconds. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just never had the guts to tell him. Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he understands is the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Chuck Norris can hear Braille.
Who would win if weegee fought Chuck Norris?
Chuck, hands down
Can Chuck Norris really push the world down?
How dare you doubt Chuck Norris! Of course he can, but he can also do much more awesome things.
What happens when Chuck Norris jumps into a pool?
the water wants to jump out of the pool but stays so it doesn't get hunted down by chuck norris..
Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or Satan?
chuck Norris would be half way down and then Mr T. would come and help
