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A spoof text is a text in which the person sending it is joking or lying. A spoof text about the zoo could be a text stating a lion or bear has gotten loose.
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What is the average life span of a gorilla?
Lifespan is between 30-50 years, although there have been exceptions. For example the Dallas Zoo's Jenny lived to the age of 55.
When was the national zoo built?
The National Zoo was founded and built in 1889.
Contoh spoof text?
The Zoo Job StoryOne day a clown was visiting the zoo and attempted to earn some money by making a street performance. He acted and mimed perfectly some animal acts. As soon as he started to drive a crowd, a zoo keeper grabbed him and dragged him into his office. The zoo keeper explained to the clown that the zoo's most popular gorilla had died suddenly and the keeper was fear that attendance at the zoo would fall off. So he offered the clown a job to dress up as the gorilla until the zoo could get another one. The clown accepted this great opportunity.So the next morning the clown put on the gorilla suit and entered the cage before the crowd came. He felt that it was a great job. He could sleep all he wanted, played and made fun of people and he drove bigger crowds than he ever did as a clown. He pretended the gorilla successfully.However, eventually the crowds were tired of him for just swinging on tires. He began to notice that the people were paying more attention to the lion in the next cage. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he decided to make a spectacular performance. He climbed to the top of his cage, crawled across a partition, and dangled from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this made the lion furious, but the crowd people loved it.At the end of the day the zoo keeper came and gave him a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this went on for some time, he kept taunting the lion, the audience crowd grew a larger, and his salary kept going up. Then one terrible day happened. When he was dangling over the furious lion, he slipped and fell into the lion cage. The clown was really in big terrible situation. He was terrified.Sooner the lion gathered itself and prepared to pounce. The clown was so scared. He could do nothing and he began to run round and round the cage with the lion close and closer behind. Finally, the lion could catch him. The clown started screaming and yelling, "Help me, help me!", but the lion was quick and pounces. The clown soon found himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and suddenly he heard a voice from the lion's mouth;"Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?".
What to crossbreed to get a minotaur in zoo story 2?
You need a sliverback gorilla and a big horn sheep I don't have 1 but check my zoo id:richman3212
Aztec emperor moctezuma II commissioned the first zoo in south America?
Moctezuma commissioned the first zoo. But He didn't comission it in Soth America, it was in North America.
What name can I give to my zoo on Facebook?
Chester zoo Timbuktu zoo Recross zoo
What do zoo keepers give gorillas to browse on?
what do zoo keepers give Gorilas to browse on
Is there words with z in it?
Yes! Of course there is. For example Zoo
The mating of California condors in zoo is an example of?
reproducing
Which noun is zoo?
The noun 'zoo' is a singular, common noun, a word for any zoo. The proper noun for zoo is the name of a zoo, for example The Smithsonian Zoological Park (aka National Zoo) or the San Diego Zoo.
Is 'zoo ' a collective noun?
No, the noun zoo is not a standard collective noun. However, any noun suitable to the situation can be used as a collective noun, for example a zoo of Black Friday shoppers or a zoo of rock concert goers.
Is Santa Barbara zoo better than LA zoo?
In some ways, yes, the Santa Barbara Zoo is better than the LA Zoo. For example, the Santa Barbara zoo has more species of animals available for viewing, and they charge less of a an entrance fee.
Is the word will not the same of won't?
yes, the contraction "won't" is the same as "will not" Example: I will not go to the zoo today. I won't go to the zoo today. :)
Is zoo a common or proper noun?
The noun 'zoo' is a common noun, a general word for any establishment that maintains a collection of wild animals for study, conservation, or display to the public. A proper noun is the name of a specific person, place, or thing. A proper noun for the common noun 'zoo' is the name of the zoo, for example, The San Diego Zoo or The Beijing Zoo.
What is a sentence for jackal?
Example sentence - The jackal was brought to the zoo from Africa.
What is the area of Bronx Zoo?
The area of Bronx Zoo is 1,072,416.951936 square meters.
Can you give me a sentence for word exotic?
i can find exotic wildlife in a zoo
