Divorced Beheaded and died lyrics from horrible histories?

Answer 1

Divorced, beheaded and died.

Divorced, beheaded survived.

I'm Henry the Eigth, I had six sorry wives.

Some might say I ruined their lives.

Catherine of Aragon was one,

She failed to give me a son.

I had to ask her for a divorce,

That broke her poor heart of course.

Young Anne Boleyn she was two,

Had a daughter, the best she could do.

I said she flirted with some other man,

And off for the chop went dear Anne.

Lovely Jane Seymour was three.

The love of a lifetime for me.

She gave me a son, Little Prince Ed,

Then poor old Jane went a dropped dead.

Divorced, beheaded and died.

Divorced, beheaded survived.

I'm Henry the Eigth, I had six sorry wives.

Some might say I ruined their lives.

Anne of Cleeves came at four.

I fell for the portrait I saw.

Then laid eyes on her face and cried,

"She's a horse!I must have another divorce"

Catherine Howard was five.

A child of nineteen, so alive.

She flirted with other, no way to behave,

The axe sent young Cath to her grave.

Catherine Parr she was last,

By then all my best days were past.

I lay on my death bed, aged just fifty-five,

Lucky Catherine the last stayed alive.

Divorced, beheaded and died.

Divorced, beheaded survived.

I'm Henry the Eigth, I had six sorry wives.

you could say I ruined their lives.