Does Chuck Norris have a third fist under his beard?

Does Chuck Norris have a chin?

No its just another fist under his beard.

Who is better Luke Large or Chuck Norris?

Luke Large has a beard under his beard but chuck norris has a fist under his beard, Luke Large can finger someone with four fingers while chuck norris can fist three people at ounce, luke large can swim through land while water surrounds chuck norris. So Chuck Norris is better even though luke can wank 3 times in 5 minutes.

Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or Obama?

If the stories are believed to be true, and that Chuck Norris truely does have a third fist under his beard, easily Chuck Norris.But if all superstitions are put aside, Obama would presumably have the CIA deport Chuck.

What does Chuck Norris look like?

Chuck Norris is an American actor and martial artist.

Does Chuck Norris have an arm under his beared?

He does, but he also has other fists all over his body so he is never defenceless (in fantasy)! In reality he does not have a fist under his beard.

Does Chuck Norris check under his bed for the boogie man?

Chuck Norris checks under his bed if there's Bruce Lee

Why does Chuck Norris have a fist in his beard?

Yes, yes, yes and yes! What would make you think otherwise? Of course he has a 3rd fist under his beard!!

Will Chuck Norris find you?

No, he has already found you. thats right, kiddies. don't check under your bed for monsters, check for chuck norris.

Was Chuck Norris in WWE?

CHUCK NORRIS was in WWE (back when WWE was WWF) in the match of under taker v.s Yokozuna Jeff Jarrett came from back stage to interfere in the match and CHUCK NORRIS kicked them in the face

Who said something about a guy gargling peanut butter?

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter. The boogey man looks under his bed to make sure Chuck Norris isn't there. Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, if he ever cried.

Who is rafa Reyes spindola?

rafa Reyes spindola is the leader of the cools and is a desendent of Chuck Norris. he is like a marine so like ya. rafa HATES chloe because she is a stalker and no one knows if "IT" is a boy or a girl... or even human?!?!?! rafa is cool! sooooo... like ya. rafa is at arcade middle school. da other co owner of da cools is Nathan. we cool. P.S. Chuck Norris doesn't play god... playing is for children. one day Chuck Norris bottled his pee... today we know it as red bule. Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes... he hits one pin and the other 9 faint. one day Chuck Norris was bitten by a snake... after 3 days of excruciating pain... the snake died. every night the boogy man checks his closet to see if Chuck Norris is there. Chuck Norris doesn't read... he stares at the book until it gives him the information he needs. Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard... he just has an extra fist. chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer... too bad he's never cried! chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice chuck Norris once shot down a German fighting plain by pointing his fingers and saying "Bang" there is no such thing as "tanks"... only chuck Norris's dead skin. (i made that one up.) one time some one told chuck Norris that the round house kick is not the rite way to kik people... this has been recorded by scientests as the worst mistake EVER!!! When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close Chuck Norris is suing NBC for their show Law & Order claiming it is the trademarked names of his left and right legs. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you. Chuck Norris' beard is barbed wire soaked in ox blood and held together by the souls of mortals. -rafa Reyes spindola

Who would win in a fight between steven segal and Chuck Norris?

CHUCK NORRIS WILL ROUND HOUSE KICK HIM IN THE FACE!!In my opinion, Chuck Norris will win, because if Chuck Norris is tough enough to drown a fish, he can obviously beat Steven Segal.ANSWER:Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is magic. DELTA FORCE magic.Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is better than everybody.Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. The reason nobody has been saved by Chuck Norris tears is Chuck Norris doesn't cry.Do you know why Superman wears what he wears when he's saving the world? Because he and Chuck Norris got into a fight and the loser had to go to work for the rest of his life in his pajamas.Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so fast and so hard his foot broke the speed of light and went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart.Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kicked deaths has risen by 13,000 percent.The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.Chuck Norris once shot an enemy fighter plane down by pointing his finger at it and yelling; "Bang!".If Superman and the Flash were to race to the edge of the universe, do you know who would win? Chuck Norris!Chuck Norris once ate a baby. Therefore he would win.Chuck Norris Sleeps with a pillow under his gunChuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris slammed a revolving door.Steven Segal doesn't stand a chance.