How do you cook dinosaur?

Answer 1

To cook dinosaur, you must first purchase a pound of dinosaur meat at your local grocer. I recommend iguanodon for a mild flavor, velociraptor for a tart fish-like flavor, and T. Rex or brontosaurus for a strong pork-like flavor. Then get some yellow or green peppers. Heat a pan until it's halfway between medium and high, and add the dinosaur meat and cook until there's no pink left. Then reduce the heat to a bit lower than medium and chop the peppers into small cubes and add to the dish. Remove from heat. Best served immediately.

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