How do you make a mouse have babies?

Answer 1

A serious answer:

It is easier than you might think. If you put a male mouse in the same place as the female mouse for a while, they will know what to do without any help. Nature will take its course and before long, there will be lots of little mice for the mom mouse (and you) to take care of. First, be sure you know what you will do with all the new mice, they grow up fast and they will need good homes. Breeding any animal to bring new life into the world is a real responsibility that you should take very seriously, and having a plan for how they will be cared for when they grow up is very important. Talk to parents first, they will be able to help you know when the time is right for your lady mouse to start a family.

On the lighter side:

You cannot make a mouse have babies but if you treat her right, a bit of cheese, some bacon rind or a piece of chocolate and she'll fall into your trap.

Getting Started

It is essential to set the stage for the romance with your personal presence to catch her eye. One important factor is how you look and act (I am assuming this question has been carefully keyed in by a male mouse with access to an iphone with a touch screen. This implies that you are one of those nerdy white lab mice - great on quantum mechanics and mazes but poor in the savoire fairewith the ladies). First, study successful male mouse romantic models from the movies. Both Mickey Mouse and Mighty Mouse dress the part - you need red shorts (either boxers or jockey style), three fingered gloves and foot-gear without laces. If the idea of running around in your underwear does not appeal to you consider Speedy Gonzales and get the whole white outfit and a hot accent! Above all, unless the lady of your dreams is a goth mouse, avoid any resemblance to Itchy of the "Itchy and Scratchy Show" or the Vladek Spiegelman character in Maus (he tends to be a bit of a jerk in personal relations a well as a misogynist)

Falling off The lighter side...Onto the silly side.

To get things started on the right paw, you may want to try the infamous blind date, set up by her worried family and friends. After hounding her, till the cows consider coming home, she might finally decide to go out with the "gent mouse". For their first date, you may think about a delightful picnic, in a sun dappled wood, near a brook. Nothing like the great outdoors to stir the hearts of little creatures. The menu might include, Ritz crackers, Roquefort cheese, and Red wine. Yummm.. Don't forget dessert either, something light, maybe fruit would be good. Before the day is over make sure they set up another date, and then you might consider starting the interviews for wedding planners. Mickey & Minnie Mouse might have some good suggestions for that slot! Now, if they like each other, then supply plenty of food and drink at the wedding for both families, and sit back and wait! The actual process is fairly quick, once he has made a full commitment to her, she has that ring, telling her that her little, bitty baby mice will be well cared for by her chosen "hunter gatherer" Mr. Mouse.

If the infamous blind date fails..Be ready with tickets! Try sending her on an all expense paid trip to Vegas! Be generous with the spending money too, strip Poker can be expensive when you're trying to lose! And remember, don't bother to ask what happened while she was there! What happens in Vegas...

More:

A dark barn, a little corn mash and a roll in the hay with a few good looking males with moustashes seems to work down at the chicken coop....

Still more:

Tequila !?!

A wedding ring?

Threaten with the mousetrap ?

Tell her if she'll have more than 8, you'll give her an Octomouse TV show ?

Answer 2

same way as any other placental mammal. i see no reason to go into detail. you are a placental mammal.

Answer 3

out of there mother