I fell down a waxed flight of wooden steps several years ago. Instantly, I was in a lot of pain. I consulted with my Doctor Who informed me that I had bruised my tailbone. It took almost a year for the pain to go away. Heat relieved some of the pain, however, it hurt to sit, lie flat and run. I would recommend seeing a doctor, as you may have broken your tailbone or have some other injury. If not, it may take some time for the injury to heal.
dont sit on it all day and do some frickingexcersise
Preparation H-most likely cause is hemmoroids
See a doctor
It depends what you did before it started hurting there's medicine you can buy
probably something that has to do with the vitiams and meniarls in it
T o make it stop hurting.
Closest I could find is this: Bill make(s) remarks like: When does the Hurting stop or Make the Hurting stop.The Terrible Thunderlizardshttp://www.angelfire.com/tv2/doctari/ttl.htm
Bludgeon your self
If your trying to sleep then sleep side ways it helps me.
To get your stomach to stop hurting eat a bland diet and drink some Sprite or Ginger Ale.
some food which is like chewing gum or jelly
Take some aspirin if it don't work I'm sorry