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How do you sleep in better?

Updated: 8/20/2019
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It all starts with a good book, you need to sit down by the fireplace on your fine leathered eisel chair, with a glass of red aged 15 years. Begin to open the book finely scanning the words, close your eyelids 38% while continuing to drink the wine. You will now start to feel drowsey, and your eyes will lower to a 73.4% range. Now you put the book down and go into your father's cellar and pick out the best bottle of vodka that you can find, in good time. When you return to the fireplace, raise the bottle to your mouth and begin the 'i have no friends' drinking process. By this moment in time, you will feel morally depressed and think you will need some more. If the alcohol has finally consumed you, you shall have an easy night's sleep. In the morning you will feel like complete crap and will regret reading every single word of this and now thinking why are you wasting your time continuing to read it. Why are you still here, why are you still reading! GO and start relaxing on your eisel chair :)

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