Step 1: Scream Step 2: Disembowel yourself with a spoon. Problem Solved!
A spoon acts as a rough-and-ready convex or concave mirror, depending on which side of ityou admire yourself in, so it follows the rules of curved mirrors. Also, a spoon's geometry is not that of a spherical or parabolic cap so will give a distorted image anyway.
that oldest spoon in the world is the carving spoon
Same reason you don`t stick metal into a toaster
Try using a knife if you haven't used a knife but be careful not to cut the bread and not cut yourself:)
spoon
There is no spoon, so the question is meaningless.
table spoon is a big spoon
LOL shove it up your Jacksy !!!! As the word "intercourse" is defined as "communication between 2 parties" in the instance you refer to it would be communication between yourself and your spoon. However, it does not carry any sexual connotation without the word "sexual" preceding it.
a spoon is 50 cents to a dollar
No, spoon is singular, the plural is spoons.
A medium sized spoon for eating with.