If your cat is 10 years or older then just enjoy your cat and skip the tricks. Cats are considered very independent, but I've found that not to be true at all. They may act like it, but I own a cat and two dogs and my cat Molly thinks she's a dog. She likes to be part of the family, plays with the dogs and even runs off with their toys. She also comes camping and for car/truck rides with us weather permitting. We have her on a proper cat leash (right around her body and up to her neck so she doesn't slip out of it) and we take her for walks when camping. We just enjoy our cat and don't try teaching her new tricks because she's already funny. Cats are grossly under estimated ... their personalities are great and each cat is different. Some are funny, some are a little more independent while others are loving. When my husband was sick our cat Molly would go over and check every so often to see if he was still breathing or if he was well. Cats have been known (without any training at all) to save people's lives from burning homes, or even babies that may have stopped breathing to people who have disabilities cats can be very good at looking after them. Just enjoy your cat and let their own personality shine through.
No idea but if you do attempt it, do so with a kitten. You know how difficult cats can be - good luck.
It will take a long time unless you flick it's nose when it does suck on peoples faces and it will learn to stop and that it's bad.
Even 5 second without air will damage the cat brain. Not mentioning if you cat a zombie. That's do the trick haha.
Depends on the age of the cat, and the vigor of the training.
Take the cat to a vet.
With patience and consistency you can teach a cat a lot. The first thing the cat needs to understand is that you are the boss, not him. Cats are hierarchical, and they always need to know who is in charge. If it's not you then it must be him.Tapping or pressing his forehead gently with your finger is a very effective method for showing him that he is not the boss. (repeat as necessary, he will probably need to be reminded on occasion) Once a cat knows he is not in charge he will happily submit to a secondary roll.
how long do you think it takes for a shaved cat to regrow it's fur? hmmm
1/2 years
It takes sixteen mounths
Nyan cat travels at the speed of light, so it will take 2.5 light seconds
i don't know my cat clock isn't done yet.
twelve