How long does it take for toilet rolls to decompose?

Answer 1

Penn State: the only University where you can major in minors!

Jerry Sandusky walks into an elementary school just as classes are let out for the day, when a teacher approaches him & asks, "so which child is yours?"

Sandusky replies: "I don't care, surprise me."

You may hate Jerry Sandusky, but at least he drove slowly through school zones.

On a scale of 1-10, how old is Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State?

A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

Q: If an older woman chasing a younger guy is called a cougar, what do you call an older guy chasing a young boy?

A A Nittany Lion…

What do Jerry Sandusky and Carnation evaporated milk have in common? A: They're both white and come in little cans...

Did you know that B.Y.U. was Jerry's first choice before Penn State. He thought it was "Bring 'em Young".

I hear Sandusky had to stop going to church. The priests kept fighting over who got to hear his confession.

Sandusky claims he's really young at heart. He says sometimes he feels like a 60 yr old stuck in a 10 yr old's body.

BREAKING NEWS:

Jerry Sandusky has attempted suicide by jumping into the sea...

The Coastguard found him bobbing up and down on a small buoy!

And saving the best for last:

Sandusky is set to remake two Schwarzenegger films into one...

It's going to be called Kindergarten Predator. "