answersLogoWhite

0


Best Answer

Well, if your chickens happen to be methodically crossing random roads, I suggest that you talk to your therapist because this is quite strange. Or, drop out of the farming business because you kind of suck at it. If this does not get you anywhere, go ahead and ask your confused chickens why they happen to be crossing roads and lecture them about how they should be laying eggs for you and your family of nine because everyone knows little Annie loves her eggs in the mornings. Anyways, have a great day.

User Avatar

Wiki User

13y ago
This answer is:
User Avatar
More answers
User Avatar

Wiki User

13y ago

as many as can get across the traffic. (although they could never do it as well as frogger)

This answer is:
User Avatar

User Avatar

Wiki User

13y ago

Depends on how big the road is.

This answer is:
User Avatar

Add your answer:

Earn +20 pts
Q: How long does the average chicken take to cross the road?
Write your answer...
Submit
Still have questions?
magnify glass
imp
Related questions

How long does the average person take to cross a road?

it depends, how big is the road?


Does a banana cross the road?

chicken


How does a chicken cross the road?

By walking


How do you get the chicken to cross the road?

by teaching it to drive


Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

Its a freaken chicken it can do whatever it wants


Know any frog cross the road jokes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he's a maverick.


What is the actual funniest joke ever?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! this dude has no sense of humor :P


Why did the sock cross the road?

because the chicken was wearing it.


Why did the vampire cross the road?

the vampire crossed the road to get to the underside or to suck the blood from the chicken.


Why did Einstein's chicken cross the road?

I believe Einstein would say: "Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference."


Where is it illegal for a chicken to cross the road?

case it is ok


What are Italy's top learers?

why did the chicken cross the road