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yes, he has killed lots of people. he was a green beret and a karate expert or something like that, and he has never been beat up so if you want to die, just say something bad about him or go and attemt to beat hin up. Chuck Norris always wins.period.
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How many books has Chuck Norris written?
chuck Norris has written 6 books chuck Norris was once god, then he got promoted
How many brothers does Chuck Norris have?
Yes he does,His brother Wieland Norris was born when Chuck was about 4 years old i think, however he died in 1970 while air patrolling in Vietnam. =(
How many sisters does Chuck Norris have?
2
What are good Chuck Norris jokes?
LIST OF KNOWN CHUCK NORRIS JOKESJokes with bolded numbers are popular ones.1. Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on because the dark is scared of him!2. Chuck Norris was supposed to die 50 years ago but the Grim Reaper was to scared to take him.3. Chuck Norris killed two stones with one bird.4. Chuck Norris created his own mother5. Chuck Norris had a heart attack and he won.6. Chuck Norris does not make spelling mistakes, if he spells a word differently the dictionary will correct itself.7. Jesus and Chuck Norris had the same birthday, Chuck Norris doesn't care.8. If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.9. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.10. Chuck Norris got bitten by an extremely poisonous snake, after extreme pain and seizure the snake died.11. Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.12. Chuck Norris made war marry peace.13. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.14. Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris found it and brought it back.15. Chuck Norris can unscramble and egg.16. Chuck Norris is blind, no one could ever tell because he sees only in the colour of fear and since everything fears Chuck Norris he sees all.17. Chuck Norris gives polygraph machines a lie detector test.18. Chuck Norris can possess the Devil.19. Chuck Norris can look up a number in the phone book that's not listed in the phone book.20. The judges of American idol sing for Chuck Norris.21. Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks cannot get sucked into black holes. Black holes get sucked into Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks.22. Why is health care so expensive? Chuck Norris is sending so many people to the hospital every day.23. When Chuck Norris picks up a Rubix cube, it solves itself out of fear.24. Chuck Norris visits Hell for vacation.25. Chuck Norris can understand women.26. Bushes beat around Chuck Norris.27. Chuck Norris doesn't dance around the question. Questions dance around Chuck Norris.28. Chuck Norris invented pain.29. Chuck Norris's wife gave birth to his own parents.30. Chuck Norris can have it both ways.31. Even the amazing people are saying, "Wow, Chuck Norris is really amazing."32. Chuck Norris tells his mother who she can hang out with.33. Handicap signs aren't for handicap people they're for all the people that meet Chuck Norris.34. When Chuck Norris was born the sun said I quit!35. Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He just accidentally destroys chairs.36. Chuck Norris doesn't need bullet proof vests. Bullet proof vests need Chuck Norris.37. Guns don't shoot at Chuck Norris. Bullets aren't that stupid.38. The invention of the atomic bomb was created when Chuck Norris sneezed into a jar and it blew up only one one thing was left standing, Chuck Norris39. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you with his fist.40. The Boogeyman checks his closet each night for Chuck Norris.Cars were actually invented for a faster way to flee from chuck Norris, but Chuck 41. Norris invented the car wreck.42. Bruce Lee once survived a Round house kick. and then he woke up.43. Black holes cannot escape Chuck Norris.44. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.45. Chuck Norris stared at Medusa - she turned to stone.46. Chuck Norris is so fast that he could run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!47. Chuck Norris dug a drainage ditch near his Arizona cottage - it's now called The Grand Canyon.48.Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.49.Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.50. Everybody loves Raymond - except Chuck Norris.51. Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat it, too.52. Chuck Norris can call different people by dialing the same number.53. Chuck Norris cuts his toenails with a chain saw.54. Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares it to grow.**55.** Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land. *Laughter*
How can you find unique Chuck Norris jokes?
Many Chuck Norris jokes are widely circulated around the Internet. Thus, it is very difficult to find them online. A possible solution would be to come up with one by oneself, perhaps by visualizing a humanly impossible situation and then alleging the result as doable by Chuck Norris.
How many men has Chuck Norris killed in his acting career?
Chuck Norris once killed 182 people with only six bullets.
How many rainforest animals are there in the world?
none chuck Norris killed them all;(
How many children does Chuck Norris have?
Chuck Norris has 5 children
How many books has Chuck Norris written?
chuck Norris has written 6 books chuck Norris was once god, then he got promoted
How many people has Chuck Norris knocked out at one time?
1546315513
How many days was Jesus alive?
The same amount of days chuck Norris....Chuck Norris is jesus
If Chuck Norris had no cookies how many would he have?
Chuck Norris can never have no cookies. It is physically impossible. (Always spell Chuck Norris with a capital C and N) If Chuck Norris were ever to have no cookies, he would still have more than you (or anyone, for that matter.)
How many brothers does Chuck Norris have?
Yes he does,His brother Wieland Norris was born when Chuck was about 4 years old i think, however he died in 1970 while air patrolling in Vietnam. =(
How many people have smiled at Chuck Norris and lived?
Only the ones he didn't smile back at
How many losses does Chuck Norris have?
69
How many sisters does Chuck Norris have?
2
What is up with all the Chuck Norris jokes?
People don't make Chuck Norris jokes, Chuck Norris makes jokes people. I think people make these jokes because Chuck Norris featured in many fighting films and always used to be the super strong and epic character. So people make funny fantasy jokes about him like 'Chuck Norris once kicked the Earth... its never stopped spinning'
